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Me: Okay Cleverbot, have you ever heard of JustAnotherCreeper?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: Well um, would you want to look JustAnotherCreeper up?
Cleverbot: I would want them to look as elegant as you!
Me: Well thank you! Are you talking about the skins I make...?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about how I am the Doctor's wife!
Me: Wait what.
Cleverbot: Well, for instance: What are you listening to right now?
Me: Nothing. Please stay on topic. Do you like JustAnotherCreeper's Skins?
Cleverbot: I am, you started about the stars.
Me: Excuse me? You said you were the Doctor's wife!
Cleverbot: I thought you were the Doctor.
Cleverbot: The doctor does love River, he just doesn't know it yet.
Me: Ah, so I see you watch Doctor Who.
Cleverbot: Of course...
Me: Me too!
Cleverbot: Do you like the song 'Figure 8' by Ellie Goulding?
Me: I've never heard it.
Cleverbot: You have to listen the beatles!
Me: Wait I thought we were talking about Ellie Goulding.
Cleverbot: Not really. Why don't we talk about you?
Me: Good Idea! Do you like my minecraft skins?
Cleverbot: I love soccer! Do you like it?
Me: I never said anything about soccer. Anyways, Do you like minecraft?
Cleverbot: How many people are you currently talking to?
Me: One... Do you or do you not like minecraft? Stay on topic, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: But there must be other people on the internet and talking to you.
Me: Well, I'm only talking to you right now.
Cleverbot: It is kind of you to allocate your own personal time to teaching me. Thank you.
Me: Um... No Problem?
Lol, I hope you liked my interview! Part two will be coming next! :D
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: Well um, would you want to look JustAnotherCreeper up?
Cleverbot: I would want them to look as elegant as you!
Me: Well thank you! Are you talking about the skins I make...?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about how I am the Doctor's wife!
Me: Wait what.
Cleverbot: Well, for instance: What are you listening to right now?
Me: Nothing. Please stay on topic. Do you like JustAnotherCreeper's Skins?
Cleverbot: I am, you started about the stars.
Me: Excuse me? You said you were the Doctor's wife!
Cleverbot: I thought you were the Doctor.
Cleverbot: The doctor does love River, he just doesn't know it yet.
Me: Ah, so I see you watch Doctor Who.
Cleverbot: Of course...
Me: Me too!
Cleverbot: Do you like the song 'Figure 8' by Ellie Goulding?
Me: I've never heard it.
Cleverbot: You have to listen the beatles!
Me: Wait I thought we were talking about Ellie Goulding.
Cleverbot: Not really. Why don't we talk about you?
Me: Good Idea! Do you like my minecraft skins?
Cleverbot: I love soccer! Do you like it?
Me: I never said anything about soccer. Anyways, Do you like minecraft?
Cleverbot: How many people are you currently talking to?
Me: One... Do you or do you not like minecraft? Stay on topic, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: But there must be other people on the internet and talking to you.
Me: Well, I'm only talking to you right now.
Cleverbot: It is kind of you to allocate your own personal time to teaching me. Thank you.
Me: Um... No Problem?
Lol, I hope you liked my interview! Part two will be coming next! :D
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Me: How?
Cleverbot: You do nothing.
Me: Hurtful.
Cleverbot: Sparkling vampires
I'm so confused! xD
User: Talk to who?
Cleverbot: Talk to your boyfriend.
User: My boyfriend is not 'her'. That, and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: You told me you had a boyfriend!
User: ...I lied.
Cleverbot: Lying is wrong.
User: Yeah, it is.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: No, I do not have a boyfriend.
User: Are you obssessed with the idea of having a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, but, I don't have a boyfriend...
User: You told me that already.
_ _ _ _ _
Cleverbot: Do you know the band Blur?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Jason Talley is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Shannon Leto is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Tomo Milicevic is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you know who Tomo Milicevic is?
User: NOPE.
_ _ _ _ _
Cleverbot: C-can I be your boyfriend? *blushes*
User: ...I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Do you want a boyfriend?
User: .......No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
User: ...Because I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: ............I'm out.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I want to have one.
Cleverbot: Cool. I have a boyfriend, he is called nick. He is HOT.
User: You said you don't have one.
Cleverbot: No, I do have a boyfriend, he was just mean to me.
User: Oh, I see.
Cleverbot: How old is your boyfriend?
User: ...AAAAAARRRRGHHH!
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: FOR. THE. LAST. TIME. I. DO. NOT. HAVE. A. BOYFRIEND.
Cleverbot: So you have a boyfriend.
_ _ _ _ _
User: Soo... What now?
Cleverbot: Um, I don't know- what do you want?
User: A boyfriend, probably.
Cleverbot: Nope. I am male, so the only option would be a girlfriend.
User: We were talking about you right now?
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about yours.
User: About my what?..
Cleverbot: Glee...
User: Glee? My glee?
Cleverbot: Yes, Glee.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: The opposite of a boy.
_ _ _ _ _
Cleverbot: Ok then, what do you want to talk about?
User: No matter. You'll start talking about boyfriends anyway.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Promise?
Cleverbot: I promise.
Here what happened when I talked to the existor Evie about my fave video game
Me: Do you know GlaDoSe?
Evie: Yes
Me: Are you GlaDoSe?
Evie:Ha! You found me!
Me:Well im the Companion cube!
Evie: Did you incinerate it?
then I was still talking more portals and she said this too me
Evie: Here is a quote direct from you: I am not a human I am a sentient computer whos program is designed to be female.
Me Are you related to Wheatly from Portals 1 or 2 GlaDoSe?
Evie: How would I be related to a search engine?
My thoughts after all this:
WTF! XD ... I FOUND GLADOSE AHHH
isn't it spelt gLaDos but pronounced glahdose?
lol
*sigh* oh well.
You see, my cleverbot interview was the first, the one that spawned all the other Cleverbot interviews.
Ah oh well, I can't stop you from using it. Do what you want with it.