EMM - Me
Creeps - Creeper

Creeps: Did somebody sssssssay interview?
EMM: Oh god.
EMM: So how does it feel to be in Minecraft?
Creeps: It's fun to be in minecraft since Notch added us into the game.
EMM: What do you like to do the most?
Creeps: We love to be creepy to players rather than exploding.
EMM: I knew you would say that.
Creeps: How?
EMM: Because you're a creeper.
Creeps: Makes sense.
EMM: What do you eat?
Creeps: Since we explode we eat lots of TNT, the more TNT we eat, the deadlier the explosions are!
EMM: Who are your best friends?
Creeps: All the Creepers.
EMM: Where do you live?
Creeps: Creepers don't have a home so we just walk around different places.
EMM: Dude your homeless.
Creeps: I FEEL INSULTED WHEN YOU SAY THAT SO STOP TALKING!
EMM: Get ou- wait don't you explo- [DEAD]