So, I recently had a conversation with my arch-enemy, the inhuman creature known as HariusAwesome44. I asked him a few things about his motivations. *Note- This blog is completely  kind of unedited, unlike Harius' extremely biased piece of crap.

So, let's get started!


TheGrimCreeper: What did the Illuminati ever do to make you hate us so?

HariusAwesome: You kidnapped Phoenix Wright - I act like him in order to make people think there isn't a problem, but secretly my Anti-Illuminati Brigade has been in a long-term operation to return him to his home in Los Tokyo Angeles.

Grim: Why did you kill Megan Fox? She's a goddess...

Harius: She was looking at me funny. She deserved exactly what she got.

Grim: Go to hell. Anyway, what are you going to try next in your futile attempt to defeat us?

Harius: It involves noscoping. Lots of noscoping.

Grim: Ooooh... I'm so scared. Question number 4: Do you have a life outside the Internet? I don't.

Harius: Ha, ha, ha. People think I have a life. I used to, but now I dedicate it to persecuting harmless organizations that never hurt a fly and just want to make the world a better place.

Grim: True dat. By the way, there's something I've been wanting to ask you dor a while. Harius... Will you marry me?

Harius: This is all happening so fast... I don't know what to say. Oh wait, yes I do. No.


And there you have it folks. What kind of evil spawn of Satan would kill Megan Fox because she looked at him funny or, more importantly, won't marry me? More reasons to join the Illuminati. Free subscription to the Playboy magazine and a coupon for mini tacos at your nearest 7-11. If anyone wants to help create the OFFICIAL PMC ILLUMINATI CLUB, pm me. Together we can do this!

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-Grim