This is a comedic blog entry and shouldn't be taken literally :)

Step 1: Size

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Nothing matters more than size! Dono t even plan on winning if your build is tiny, planet minecraft only gives giant builds recognition. Giant builds impress people the most, and gives you a big thing to put into your thumbnail which in turn gets many views. We all know those people will most likely give you diamonds because they think you spent a lot of time making whatever it is youo re making gigantic. Then when you have many diamonds, thereo s no way planet minecraft staff can ignore it!

Step 2: Detail

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Adding detail to your build is the easiest part. Just add a few random blocks here and there and youo re good! Give it a reason for it to be there and ito s at least ten times as a good a build as it was before. The end result should look pretty bad to you, but pass it on as highly detailed. That will also increase people diamonding for hard work.

Step 3: Presentation

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We all know builds that use pictures without real clouds are horrible. Thato s why you need to add real clouds to your project images! Other things to add include blurs, fancy text, and even real people standing around if youo re feeling ambitious! As they always say, o When your build looks like it was made in the game, ito s horrible."

Thanks for reading!