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How To Build Your First Minecraft House. (Joke Blog)

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On this blog, I will be answering some commonly asked questions about, Building Your First House! If you have any questions about your first house, please, leave them in the comments!

What's A good block to use as the walls?

Well, if you want to keep it classy, I'd suggest dirt. Most people say it's tacky to have a dirt house! Well, they're wrong! Dirt adds a nice earthy and natural feeling to your house! It really opens up the place. People will walk by your house on a server and think, "Wow, that's an amazing house!"



What are good decorations inside?

I get asked this question quite a bit! I would say that dead bushes give a proffesional look to a boring home! When you add a dead bush to your dirt home, your house will be the talk of the town! The people that call it ugly are just jealous! Dead bushes will make your house gorgeous!



What is the best biome to place my home in?
I would say that a Taiga biome would be the best! People will look at your farms in awe as your water has turned into ice! What a great way to decorate your already amazing home! You'll have a new block in front of your home that no one else has! Now if that isn't impressive, what is?

What should I plant in my farm?
One word. Potatoes. The more potato plants you have, the bigger chance you have of getting a poisonous potato! Poisonous potatoes are a very rare item in the game! You would be very fortunant to get to eat one of these tasty treats!


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TheEnderCat5
08/14/2014 11:54 am
Level 30 : Artisan Robot
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Wow! This is so true! I'm the most POPULAR guy on this sevrer because of my AMAZING house! Thank you SO much!
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PixiStix23398
08/13/2014 2:48 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
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xD
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Pipsqueak737
08/13/2014 11:38 am
Level 66 : High Grandmaster Skinner
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Nice! I'll make a nice house like this sometime! Great tutorial! :).....................................ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵍᵒˢʰ ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉᶫᵖ ᵐᵉ
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Ikea
08/13/2014 5:21 am
Level 4 : Apprentice Explorer
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Hmmm. I cri everytim I see one of those houses
Dey are beeyuteefel an gawjuss
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deathman2333
08/13/2014 1:28 am
Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
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lol nice joke blog its how to make a terrible house lol nice joke
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Eastonium
08/13/2014 1:09 am
Level 88 : Elite Deity
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Now remember, do this all in creative! Who wants a diamond house when you could have a dirt house! Yay!
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RedFocus
08/12/2014 11:06 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
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If this is  joke blog, I have a joke for you all, usually no one laughs at my joke but I feel you guys are real comedians so here I go: What is the loudest pet? A trum-PET!!!! :')
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Alle_Nau
08/12/2014 11:50 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Mage
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Lol. That's pretty good!! I love puns, so, that was awesome! XD
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Myra_
08/12/2014 6:13 pm
Level 64 : High Grandmaster Sweetheart
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Oh man, I actually collected poisonous potatoes at one point xD
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Cows n Cotton
08/12/2014 8:49 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Cowboy
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WOW. BEST BLOG EVAR!
I BUILT MY DIRT HOUSE IN THE TAIGA AND IT WORKED!
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