If you like donuts, you'll like this blog.

But anyways, lets get started;

Once there was a man named McFace. Yeah, that was his name. So he had a neighbor named Donut, and he looked exactly like a modern donut. And so he was a stupid man (or sugar product), so he would do stuff, like how he traded $200,000 for a toothbrush.
Or how he made a redstone invention that opened an iron door for you. And no, he didn't invent the pressure plate. He invented a door opener that used 200 blocks of space.

So one day, McFace once tried to make a shrinking machine without using what is called command blocks. And he would have to use Donut for a test subject, so he called him. "Hello, this is Yellow Red Man with sprinkles on top, err, wait what is my name? Anywhoooo who the heck are yo mom, I mean, you?" Donut asked. "Yeah, so I heard that Donutette likes you and wants to marry you." exclaimed McFace. Donut answered "Oh really? Well, guess what? I BELIEVE YOU!!! In fact, I'll make a copy of myself. I'll call it, um, a donut! I'll put sprinkles on it, and, yeah, I'll marry you! I mean, her." He did marry Donutette, who hated Donut, but married him anyways. The McFace said "Stay still, I'm gonna take a picture of you and your new wife, Donut!" "Ok, McFaaaaace!" shouted Donut. Donutette just grunted and screamed at the same time as soon as she saw the camera. "Donut, that's. That's a SHRINKING MACHINE!!" Donutette shouted. "Donutette, cmon, it's just one of those really old ones." Donut said with 100% confidence. "It's a---" Just then, McFace hit the button, and a white laser came out of it. Then, instead of shrinking him, Donut AND his wife into the modern donut; spheric, delicious, and multi-flavored. And that's why we now have donuts.


The end!