HOW TO TELL YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MINECRAFT

You constantly ask the president for plugins.


You punch cake to eat it.


The reason youo re afraid of the dark is because endermen could spawn.


You think that every mushroom cloud is caused by an electrified creeper.


When you go outside you constantly ask everyone you meet what mod they are using.


When you are angry you start to hissssSsssSss


You grab a map and look for icons of where your friends are.


You think life is a photo realism texture pack that is 1000000000000x1000000000000.


You steal other peopleo s cats with raw fish.


While joking with a friend, you lightly punch him/her and realize with great horror that you just sent your dog after them.



All attempts of crafting have failed.


You fist is broken from your first attempt of getting wood.