When I was 7 I thought movies were real. So next time we got in the car after watching back2thefuture I screamed "0000000000!" and everybody looked at me. I just thought "we need a different car"

So then five weeks later at night I stayed up opening and closing my door waiting for monsters Inc. And when the lights turned on bc my mom walked in annoyed of the door noise I just squealed so fricking loud

My name is Walter Winchell I'm 70 years old and live in New Mexico. If you saw this tape that means I'm dead. thsi is my confesosion

I have a confession to share, when I was a little filly I always rebelled against the other horses and use to fight with the other foals until my mother came and slapped some sense in my head. I've been a bad mare.

i have to get this off my chest, i cheated on my math tests back in first grade (they were timed and i secretly started doing the test before it started)

I have a confession to make. Once when I was 5 I didn't wash my hands after going to the bathroom, and when my parents asked me about it, I lied to them...