TheGlitchedRobin JustaFlqmingo this generator is wild (comment your fav one)


Robin: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?

Flamingo: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Ayano: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

Robin: *shoots it*



Ayano: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!

Robin: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Ayano: Obviously. Now, Flamingo, pass the shovel.



Ayano: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Robin: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Ayano: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Flamingo: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.



Robin: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Flamingo: Damn, if people did that to each other, Ayano would've killed me years ago.



Robin: I just had a long talk with Ayano and Flamingo about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.



Ayano: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

Flamingo: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.

Robin: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!



*Squad is playing Among Us*

Robin: I believe Flamingo is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Ayano, what were you doing?

Ayano: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!



Ayano, staring at Flamingo in a cage: ...Why are they in a cage?

Robin: Because they growled at me.



Robin: Guys where did Flamingo go?

Ayano: They got arrested.

Robin: How the hell-

Flamingo: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.






Robin: I have a bad feeling about this, guys.

Flamingo: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.

Ayano: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?

Robin, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.



Ayano: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!

*Ayano opens their umbrella while indoors*

Flamingo: Ayano, that’s bad luck…

Ayano: Chill out, Flamingo!

Robin, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!

Ayano and Flamingo: *screams*



Flamingo: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Ayano: "If"

Robin: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.