BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE!

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIEEESSS!

If you wish to defeat me, You must train for another 1,000 years.

Look, I'm an Atheist but if God sends me to hell I want him to hesitate.

I wouldn't say I'm a competitive person.

Tommy, you just did a coup. You just did a hostile government takeover and then immediately instilled yourself as president. And then you gave it to your friend, but that's still a tyrant, Tommy! But the thing about this world, Tommy... is that good things don't happen to heroes. Let me tell you a story, Tommy. A story of a man called Theseus. His country... well his city-state, technically, was in danger. And he sent himself forward into enemy lines, he slayed the minotaur, and saved his city. Do you know what they did to him? They exiled him. He died, in disgrace, despised by his people. That's what happens to heroes.

Do you want to be a hero, Tommy?! THEN DIE LIKE ONE!

I want the enemy to make at least 2 mistakes and here you see dream's second mistake is letting me get a bunch of these axe crits for free. Of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place.

So I did what any self respecting Skyblock player would do and I spent 30 minutes in the shop buying ice" *insert a pause* "I'm having fun" *insert another pause* "I dropped out of college for this.

Most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success.

I realize now that rank #1 isn’t an achievement; it’s a prison which forces you to dedicate your life to defend a temporary title.

I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come.

- Technoblade's many quotes.

Rest in peace man, you will be missed.