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A few months, IGEBM fought in a war. A war over what soda is better. It all started when him and his friend OrderOutOfChaos were at the movie theater. IGEBM got a Coke, while OrderOfChaos got a Pepsi. He was surprised when he saw IGE taking a soda he thought was inferior to Pepsi. The two got into an arguement, which led to IGEBM pulling his plasma blaster (which he had a permit to carry) on OrderOfChaos. OrderOfChaos did the same, and the two got into a shootout. Both retreated, declaring war.

IGEBM recruited a team of Coke-lovers to his side, forming the CocaCola Army. OrderOfChaos gathered the Pepsi-lovers, forming the Pepsi Federation. They set up base on the other side of a canyon in the county, building a bridge to get across the massive crack in the Earth. The CocaCola Army (CCA) set up a base camp a few miles away, but the camp was destroyed in the first battle of the war, the Ambush at Coke Home Base. However, the CCA countered with an ambush on the Pepsi Fed base, which later became known as the final battle of the PMC Cola Wars, the Ambush of the Pepsians. The battle began with IGEBM and two others surrendering to the Pepsi Feds, and they were taken in a truck across the bridge to the base. Then, IGEBM warped out and took out the driver, before starting the battle. His second-in-command, Lt. Emminlk12, battled Pepsi Lt.DarkGEBM666 after springing out of a trench they had dug the night before (the Pepsians hadn't been home for a few days, and had only come back early in the morning).

In this battle, the CCA absolutely demolished their enemies, with Weapons Supplier TheMcParrot using his explosives to blow up the Pepsi Fed base and most of the army. Meanwhile, IGEBM battled OrderOfChaos. Emmin was unable kill DarkGEBM, and the mirror counterpart of IGEBM warped away. IGEBM, however, won the battle with OrderOfChaos, damning his soul to Hell to burn for eternity. Thus, the PMC Cola Wars ended and IGEBM and his army built a base in the side of the canyon.

However, that was not the end, as one day, DarkGEBM returned, and, in disguise, he asked two former CCA soldiers (TacoFromTheSky and AxolotlArmy) what they thought of Diet Coke. Taco liked liked it, but Axolotl didn't, and they got into an argument, which became a fistfight, which then became a shootout. In the chaos, DarkGEBM warped away, along with Taco, who went on to form the CocaCola Reformists, which liked Diet Coke, and they started a civil war against those who still liked Coke (the CocaCola Purists), led by IGEBM.

IGEBM brought back OrderOfChaos, who joined Coke, having reformed in Hell, but then someone in the Reformists revealed that they liked Coke Zero. That person was 2000sindie, who formed the Differentists, which liked all kinds of soft drinks. Many Reformists left to join the Differentists, leaving only 5 Reformists. With a new third party in the mix, IGEBM and his new general, OrderOfChaos, planned a final assault. Thanks to their spies in the enemy ranks, they learned that both of the other teams were plotting separate ambushes on the Purist base. With this info, IGEBM and his Council of Leaders (OrderOfChaos, Emmin, and TheGrimmKnight) formulated a plan.

When the two armies ambushed them, they escaped the base with no casualties, and soon all the enemies were captured, and left sitting in chains before a stage, where IGEBM made a speech with the Council behind him, and then he killed DarkGEBM, damning him to Hell to - you know the rest. Anyways, they all made peace and soon built a city, where IGEBM and OrderOfChaos had a drink of soda on IGEBM's balcony while watching the newly-erected Christmas tree, and this ended the final war of what became known as the PMC Soda Wars.