HELLO THERE, HUMANS! >:o

I AM KARKAT, THE FAITHFUL LEADER OF THE TRICKSTERS!
( WELL, DAVE DOES A BETTER JOB AT THIS.. >:c )

ARSO IS VERY SORRY HE COULDN'T GET AROUND TO POSTING, SO I'VE TOOKEN OVER INSTEAD! I'LL HAVE ALL MY FRIENDS VISIT, AND WE CAN HAVE A PARTY PARTY PAR-TAY!
WOOOO!
INVITE EVERYONE YOU KNOW, CAUSE WE'RE STAYIN' UP 'TILL THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE!
( SO YOU CAN GET ALL THOSE NEW-YEAR KISSES, AM I RIGHT? )

WELL THEN, GET THOSE DRINKS AND SET THE LIGHTING TO CANDY-CORN-COLOR, BECAUSE KARKAT'S RUNNIN' THIS PARTY! AND WHEN KARKAT RUNS A PARTY, THE ONLY THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE IS FUN!

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! >:O