can someone please violently hit me in the head with a mallet to sleep?

To-do list:

1. Finish 3x3 map (WIP)
2. Fill the treasure room
3. Build the anchor

I has stolen cloudkitty's pfp concept >:) mwhahahhahha

i swallowed shampoo
now im gonna die :(

also I saw wolves today cause my family went to a safari park
here a picture

I wanna cuddle it

My parents said don’t expect much for my birthday from them
i already don’t expect much tho because my family has money problems so if anything I get surprised and really happy if I get more than a few things
I enjoy just spending time with family anyway

(I edited BBCode for the spoilers, if anyone's wondering)

Also happy late 15th birthday minecraft!!!

Lyrics of the Day:

"Nothin's gonna stand in our way
Nothin's gonna stand in our way
Nothin's gonna stand in our way
Not tonight"

- "Nothin'gs Gonna Stand in Our Way" from The Transformers: The Movie (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) (album released 1986) by Kick Axe (under the name Spectre General)
This song was originally written by John Farnham for Savage Streets, but this version is much more superior (I haven't even heard the original, but it's just a fact).

hisssssss… boooommm

You can't tell me that "Through the Fire and Flames" doesn't fit the Autobots perfectly and sounds like it's sung from the perspective of Optimus Prime

For instance, these lyrics:

"We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars"

Almost done… I set up a quadruple Netherite beacon on the ship in the treasure room (they’re pirates, of course they have the materials), as well as a piston mechanism in the roof of the second deck that can deactivate it. (The switch is the the captain’s office,


And, of course, what type of pirate ship would this be without a bar… the ingredients for negative potions are in the barrel in the floor, by the way.

Fun Fact: the name of this bar, the Sea Slag, is a nod to the Star Seekers’ ship in another continuity.