the best idea I’ve ever had is for an unboxing channel, but the stuff that gets unboxed is absolutely stupid

so for example, it could range from “unboxing walmart vine tomatoes” to “unboxing a lightbulb” to “unboxing AA batteries” all the way to “unboxing a front door”

and all the videos would be unnecessarily long and detailed, with them commenting on every tiny thing

not me trolling my german friends by using an automatic discord german translator plugin

and then forgetting to turn it off when I reply to a message from Cyprezz

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fun analytics update trivia: my analytics are better than yours

I'll be there, cosplaying

no context pmc chat

amogus

On a mission now to collect instruments ;)

me bored in maths so me and the person sitting next to me end up playing the game on a whiteboard where we create fake countries and go to war

i won by developing a nationwide monorail network to increase my country’s happiness, offering pizza vouchers to university students in return for free scholarships, and then using the university students to build a particle accelerator, of which the energy from that is used to create an infinite pizza voucher machine, which I use to bargain with neighbouring countries to breed really cute dogs to deter the enemy from attacking

me: gives someone irl my contact info
them: sends me a friend request
me: gets home
me: sees new friend request
me: denies because I don’t recognise it

who else does this

Classes during summer vacation and tons of holiday homework isn't fun y'all