java loads fast but is VERY laggy in singleplayer (you cannot play with a render distance of 9 or higher without mods) bedrock runs well but takes WAY too long to load (10 minutes to get to loading screen, 20 more minutes to get past loading screen, 5 more minutes on "Loading Resources", and an extra 2 minutes to get into a world)
and apparently the switch version barely runs (basically no fps with the same horrendous loading times!)
Pre-Classic: Grass, cobble, and a big ol' box Classic: Here's more stuff Indev/Infdev: Here's more stuff and infinite terrain Alpha: You want more? Get pig! Beta 1.0-1.7: The game is getting more finished by the second. Beta 1.8: Challenge? Challenge approved. 1.0: The game is actually finished now 1.1: Yeah never mind here's some other stuff 1.2: I'm Steve of the Jungle 1.3: Temples? Covered in emeralds? 1.4: HOLY SMOKES A NEW BOSS 1.5: *happy Mumbo Jumbo* 1.6: Neigh. Whinny. _____ 1.7: This update really did change the world. Sales climbed up 50%! 1.8: Remastered enchanting and ocean monuments! 1.9: You want better combat? Give this a shot and- *gets shot* 1.10: OK, we're sorry. Here are polar- I MEAN bone blocks. 1.11: You want a challenge? Woodland mansions and pillagers. 1.12: I CAN SEE THE COLOURSSSS 1.13: Snorkel gear is FINALLY added after popular demand. And pufferfish! 1.14: Minecraft is popular again, so here's a fresh coat of paint and 'hrrr's! 1.15: BzzzzzzzzzZzzzZZzzzzZzzz 1.16: Oink. Want nether? Here's a new logo on the title screen. 1.17: IT'S HERE!!! THE CAVE UPDATE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!! 1.18: And here's the REAL update. And mountains. 1.19: Swamp? Nah. Was there a portal in the deep dark? Nope. 1.20: Want Minecraft to be Minecraftier? 1.21: If you want the ultimate test, your reward is (sort of) broken! The Future: Alright, here's a new end update. And overhauled biomes, structures, progression, textures, animations, skins, Fortnite Battle Pass...
Tricky Trials. The update to one-hit the ender dragon with just a light tap from a decorated hammer. And also rework pillagers. And not update the end. And make Mojang forget the Camel exists. And not give a new texture to the creeper. :(
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Redsonic studios 2024
