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Carcharodontosaurus
December 4, 2018, 2:19 pm to Public
Topper? HA! MORE like; "Walking Chicken Whopper"! Trap this damned flightless brute bird Burger King!
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Carcharodontosaurus replied to RadioCoyote's comment below 2018-12-04 16:48:06

I want my flipper nuggets.

RadioCoyote said 2018-12-04 15:30:22

how DARE you?! FIRST OF ALL, TOPPER IS A PENGUIN NOT A CHICKEN, AND SECOND Burger King does NOT COOK PENGUIN!
Carcharodontosaurus
October 24, 2018, 9:17 pm to Public
Clowns can't crucify "Christ con carne" .
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Carcharodontosaurus
August 15, 2018, 9:14 pm to Public
Why can't parrots toss nuts at squirrels if they are smart enough to talk? It really makes no sense, why they wouldn't use their supreme dinosaur heritage brains to wipe out those inferior mammal dung-fruit-collecting rodents.
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Carcharodontosaurus
July 16, 2018, 5:40 am to Public
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Carcharodontosaurus
July 11, 2018, 3:42 am to Public
Why is there no bean emoji?????
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- 1 Comments
Outflow said 2018-07-11 08:55:40

human bean
Carcharodontosaurus
June 26, 2018, 9:52 am to Public
How do we get rid of littering?
Give beer cans and bottles a boomerang function.
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DakuTheFeesh said 2018-06-26 15:47:35

genie
Carcharodontosaurus
June 26, 2018, 9:49 am to Public
Give me some cheese to work with dude
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Carcharodontosaurus
June 25, 2018, 11:41 am to Public
Ben & Jerry's: Dookie Dough
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My_Bellybutton said 2018-06-25 16:08:45

You're a bloody twat. You spilled it all over me when you so viciously and greedily feasted upon this d e s p i c a b l e dish.
Carcharodontosaurus
June 23, 2018, 3:54 am to Public
Stewart Little, Speedy Gonzales and Jerry, all deserve a horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE DEATH.
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Carcharodontosaurus
June 14, 2018, 11:39 am to Public
When dinner is on the table, but you're told that you have to wait for the others, and you think to yourself:

"Don't fork it up Randall..."
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Carcharodontosaurus
June 7, 2018, 4:45 am to Public
Some man: I am an emo and I cut myself to make the physical pain take away the mental pain.
Some legend: Yo can I show you something?
Some man: What?
Some legend: Pain.

*What this emo man was unaware of was, that this legend, was the mythical lord nippletwister 5000*
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Carcharodontosaurus
June 5, 2018, 6:16 pm to Public
"Ice cream is the best thing since public executions. And that's the truth"

"You do realize you're being accused of murdering a couple by choking them to death with chunky chocolate ice cream?"

"Yes your honor, I am well aware of that. Never have anyone died in a happier way"

"So you're pleading yourself guilty?"

"Uhm... No? I am still saying it was that massive duck that emerged from the lake, while my dog was producing chunky chocolate. It came up, took the dooker, looked at me straight in the eye, saying 'There will be a reckoning' and then continued to murder the pair"

"Wait what do you mean by 'chunky chocolate'? Was it excrement or ice cream?"

"It was ice cream, my dog excretes chocolate ice cream"

"We are going to need proof on this Mr. P. I. Staker"

"Sure, my dog is at the moment in Argentina, training up to be able to excrete cookie dough as well"
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Carcharodontosaurus
September 5, 2017, 10:15 am to Public
If you ever see a walking pizza, be sure to ask it why it's not rolling instead.
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Carcharodontosaurus replied to Wyvern's comment below 2017-09-05 21:45:22

And then the pizza shows you how it rolls, and you get disappointed, because you then realize the pizza had pineapple on it all along.

Wyvern said 2017-09-05 18:50:57

Then the pizza will be like 'this is how I roll'

Fanjawi said 2017-09-05 10:28:26

hahahahaha
Carcharodontosaurus
September 4, 2017, 5:23 pm to Public
Ever wondered... if somewhere... out in the universe, in some distant solar-system, there might be some alien race... that... looks like... a unicorn-pinata with shark fins, a clown-nose and in its mouth has 9 layers of 100 razor-sharp ninja stars for teeth?

Yea, me neither... But we do now don't we? Dang it...
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