Mister Floppy Pants the Pirate Parrot (Who Really is a Rabbit) was skipping down the street one day. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a Minecraft witch jumps out in front of him!
"AHHHH!" Mister Floppy Pants screamed, "NOOOO WHAT?!" The witch started throwing water bottles at him. "Wait!" Mister Floppy Pants realized something, "I'm on peaceful! Bob!"
Bob took off his hat, "Yes, it's me!" 
"What in the world were you thinking? You nearly gave me a heart attack!"
"Don't worry. I know CPR," Bob said, taking out a first aid kit.
"Were did you get that?"
"Don't worry, I got it off an ambulance. It said A-E-D, which spells free, right?" Bob answered.
Floppy Pants blinked, "Uh...yeah, totally. You did finish grade school, right?"
"Yes. I finished Kindergarten five times," Bob stated.

Meanwhile, somewhere over the rainbow...

"Where is the AED kit?!" Someone yelled. 
"I don't know!"
"Get the hose, quick!"

...Back in Minecraftia

"I'm bored," said Floppy Pants 
"Me too," said Bob
"Should we end the story?"
"Yeah."
Both entities suddenly jumped up, screaming at once:

"HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY!"