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Welcome back, comrades!
It's me, DarkRob, and I'm back...
I never though I was gonna be doing this series again since Rob doesn't let me to anymore... But I'm here... (Don't question about him, he's safe-)

*meanwhile Rob*

mmmhhm- *faints while still being kidnapped in the basement*


So yeah... Today we're presenting very wild news and the start of a possible new Cold War... But before that, some other news...

Japan is not gonna get Oppenheimer film's premiere since they already knew it was gonna be extremely popular and loved by the population to the point cinema listings were gonna explode...

Elon Musk lost Twitter, so he asked users to find it, and as he knows that Twitter users love maths, he changed Twitter to X, so now they can find the χ instead of finding Twitter...

The Barbie movie's premiere has started controversy about feminism and also got some women to start a stupid challenge trend: They get their bf to watch Barbie and if he doesn't like it then he's mysoginistic and toxic... (I wish this one was a joke...)

Florida is suffering after governor Ron DeSantis signed an anti illegal immigration bill, the idea was to sanction companies and organizations that had employees who were illegal immigrants, also to ask ppl in hospitals their immigration status and to sanction or even get to prison ppl who helps ppl to migrate ilegally and sanction or even close those companies that had illegal immigrants employees, so this caused a crisis in the state as the state can't live without the migrants and is even cheaper for the state to give farming and construction jobs to illegal immigrants... So now the state is in a great crisis that just gets worse, there are entire abandoned building zones, crops getting rotten, etc. all that only because all migrants (including the legal ones) ran out of the state, and the ones who are still there are protesting or hiding because they're scared, so Florida now has no workers, and Mexican president declared his support to migrants and decided to stop selling oil to Florida so now they don't have oil either, and other important law figures in the US started hating DeSantis for this law and for other stupid decisions that only caused Florida to have malaria again after many years and also because he had the brilliant idea to add a kind of paint or idk to roads which is only gonna result in radioactive roads, and now he's considered worse than Trump, oh and now the same politicians who signed the bill are begging the migrants to not leave the state... And finally, also truck drivers are protesting and are in strike against him because the anti-immigrants politics...

In Mexico, the SEP (SEP is the goverment institution in charge of public education system in Mexico) has presented their new text books (the books they make and provide to schools to help teachers with classes) and social media exploded into controversy: Since years ago those books and generally education system here sucks (still not as much as in the US), it got way worse in 2018 (the same year Rob started middle school, he can do storytime about that if you want...), but it just got to its worst point since 2021 (fortunately for Rob he graduated from middle school that year before those started to be used and his current college is independent from government so he'll never have to use those books provided by school in his entire life...), the thing is that a few days ago they presented the new books to be used for this school year about to start in September... They started controversy since they really suck and some even have unforgivable mistakes, like the geography one naming 2 Mexican states incorrectly, plus more people pointed out more flaws in other books, some judges are trying to make the government not to distribute these books as they really suck...


And now, the biggest news:

A US soldier crossed the border from South Korea to North Korea (wtf, why would he want to do that!?) and got arrested (naturalmente, pendejo...) and this new became viral the next day it happened, the same as US reacted, but we had to wait 10 days for North Korea's reply (the mfs are super-duper slow because they just try to act like it never happened...) but they didn't say anything about the soldier's status... Oh and the US sent a fricking nuclear submarine to South Korea because why not...

And talking about US... They also made public the stuff about aliens and UFO's the exact same day Marvel's Secret Invasion finale (spoilers: In the finale Skrulls' existence becomes public)... So it was a perfect timing... And the new about the nuclear submarine is an almost perfect timing with one of the Secret Invasion's episodes where Skrulls take control over a US nuclear submarine and try to attack a United Nations meeting so they can start WWIII... Anyways...

Poland keeps saying that Wagner Group is gonna enter into theeir territory from Belarus so they keep warning NATO that they're gonna get invaded or something...

And finally: Niger got a coup (another one, this is 7th since 2020 nmms...) and the military junta is against France influence in Niger's politics, and Niger's population mostly support the junta and they also organized a protest at France's embassy then they proceeded to vandalize it and then France sent an ultimatum to Niger so if the junta does not stop France will start a military intervention... Then 2 African countries declared that if France does that they'll declare war at France, and France got US' support, International Community's support and African countries' support... Also, at the protests in Niger it was possible to see French flags getting burned and Russian flags getting raised, and Wagner Group declared they'll help Niger's junta against the French... The junta just said they don't want French controlling Niger's politic, and also that they want more progress for Niger, meanwhile France says they want the old president back (casually someone they had more control on) because he was the president that got elected democratically... So yeah... Also, idk if we could get more news soon because me, DarkRob, is gonna fix some stuff with France and that might late, when I get back I might tell you more about Niger...

DRob: -Oh also, you camera men and writters, are you gonna come with me to help me to control France?
Staff: -No...
DRob: -I didn't ask you... *literally corrupts them and makes cameras turn off*