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Oh hey guys! It's Eli here! While walking around the snow-filled grounds, I found a book that seems to be by a Snolem named "Cupcake"? Well, I might as well read it to you for the time being... Here we go!
Hi, I'm Cupcake,
The cutest Snolem around,
Let me tell you a story,
On how my life's profound!
I'm not just called a Snow Golem,
As you humans like to name,
We're actually called "Snolems",
Your terminology is so lame!
I was born on December,
The day known as "Christmas",
It's usually such a peaceful day,
But money is blinding the mass.
I was named Cupcake,
Much to my dismay,
It's because I liked eating cupcakes,
And ate them every day.
I never ate anything else,
Not even the snow,
I didn't even eat the snowy fruits,
That would also always grow!
It was my first day of Snolem School,
It's memories are quite fazed,
But despite my cute appearance,
I got lots of straight "A"s!
I was such a nerdy Snolem,
Compared to all the rest,
Despite all my good grades,
They never called me the best...
I wanted to know more,
Despite the world out there,
My parents said there are Chewbaccas,
That will even kill you with a chair!
I never knew what a Chewbacca was,
I didn't watch Star Wars a lot,
I could've had the chance to,
But I never gave it much thought.
At the age of twenty-two,
I could go out into the globe,
I said goodbye to everyone,
And went off carrying a lucky red robe.
So I roamed around the blocky terrain,
Bored as I was,
I saw a bunch of moronic mobs,
But I ignored them just because.
I heard about the Creepers,
They're always reeking in popularity,
Why would I go with them?
I would much rather prefer donating to charity!
As I roamed around the world,
Leaving snow in my tracks,
Soon I saw a cringey face,
That made me want to scream "Ack!"
It was a Chewbacca,
As the Snolems have foretold,
He would scream wrecking mobs saying "Durr Plant!",
Does he even think the weather is cold?
I didn't bother to go up to him,
Because he was messing around in creative mode,
I decided to watch his antics for research,
And let his doings unfold.
I hid behind a tree,
All because he wielded a sword,
He had a diamond one,
But this Chewbacca is making me bored...
He was every mob's nightmare,
And every 10 year-old's fantasy,
He was a stupid human Chewbacca,
In which his name was Steve.
I saw a building he made,
Which was conveniently called "Walmart",
I decided to go in it,
So I zoomed in like a blow dart.
The problem while I was looking around,
Was that I left some snow tracks,
The Chewbacca screamed "Durr Plant!",
As his personality became out of whack.
He became more angry,
As I patrolled around,
I tried to run to grab my things,
But unfortunately I was found.
As he went into creative mode,
And wielded his mighty sword,
I expected him to be like He-Man,
But his dumbness made me bored.
But alas I was hit,
And saw a flashing red light,
I think I just died,
Oh gee what a terrible sight!
Why am I still writing this?
Well I'm made of Xmas Snow,
I'll come back just like Frosty,
As you humans may all know.
I just came back this Xmas Day,
To write this with all might,
My last words are "Merry Xmas to all,
And to all a good night!"
Dang. I can't believe that Cupcake the Snolem died! Welp, now I have a reason to hate on Steve the Chewbacca. I might as well go off on my merry way and go start on that Xmas Blog I've been saying I wanted to do. As always, I hope you enjoyed this story I read to you for the time being! Happy Holidays everybody! Toodles! <3
Can you name all the things on the store shelf? If you do, you get a reward (Like last time)!
Hi, I'm Cupcake,
The cutest Snolem around,
Let me tell you a story,
On how my life's profound!
I'm not just called a Snow Golem,
As you humans like to name,
We're actually called "Snolems",
Your terminology is so lame!
I was born on December,
The day known as "Christmas",
It's usually such a peaceful day,
But money is blinding the mass.
I was named Cupcake,
Much to my dismay,
It's because I liked eating cupcakes,
And ate them every day.
I never ate anything else,
Not even the snow,
I didn't even eat the snowy fruits,
That would also always grow!
It was my first day of Snolem School,It's memories are quite fazed,
But despite my cute appearance,
I got lots of straight "A"s!
I was such a nerdy Snolem,
Compared to all the rest,
Despite all my good grades,
They never called me the best...
I wanted to know more,
Despite the world out there,
My parents said there are Chewbaccas,
That will even kill you with a chair!
I never knew what a Chewbacca was,
I didn't watch Star Wars a lot,
I could've had the chance to,
But I never gave it much thought.
At the age of twenty-two,
I could go out into the globe,
I said goodbye to everyone,
And went off carrying a lucky red robe.
So I roamed around the blocky terrain,
Bored as I was,
I saw a bunch of moronic mobs,
But I ignored them just because.
I heard about the Creepers,
They're always reeking in popularity,
Why would I go with them?
I would much rather prefer donating to charity!
As I roamed around the world,
Leaving snow in my tracks,
Soon I saw a cringey face,
That made me want to scream "Ack!"
It was a Chewbacca,
As the Snolems have foretold,
He would scream wrecking mobs saying "Durr Plant!",
Does he even think the weather is cold?
I didn't bother to go up to him,
Because he was messing around in creative mode,
I decided to watch his antics for research,
And let his doings unfold.
I hid behind a tree,
All because he wielded a sword,
He had a diamond one,
But this Chewbacca is making me bored...
He was every mob's nightmare,
And every 10 year-old's fantasy,
He was a stupid human Chewbacca,
In which his name was Steve.
I saw a building he made,
Which was conveniently called "Walmart",
I decided to go in it,
So I zoomed in like a blow dart.
The problem while I was looking around,
Was that I left some snow tracks,
The Chewbacca screamed "Durr Plant!",
As his personality became out of whack.
He became more angry,
As I patrolled around,
I tried to run to grab my things,
But unfortunately I was found.
As he went into creative mode,
And wielded his mighty sword,
I expected him to be like He-Man,
But his dumbness made me bored.
But alas I was hit,
And saw a flashing red light,
I think I just died,
Oh gee what a terrible sight!
Why am I still writing this?
Well I'm made of Xmas Snow,
I'll come back just like Frosty,
As you humans may all know.
I just came back this Xmas Day,
To write this with all might,
My last words are "Merry Xmas to all,
And to all a good night!"
Dang. I can't believe that Cupcake the Snolem died! Welp, now I have a reason to hate on Steve the Chewbacca. I might as well go off on my merry way and go start on that Xmas Blog I've been saying I wanted to do. As always, I hope you enjoyed this story I read to you for the time being! Happy Holidays everybody! Toodles! <3
Can you name all the things on the store shelf? If you do, you get a reward (Like last time)!
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also congrats for finalist c: