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Hello fabulous people!! I am TotoTurtle here today to teach you guys how to survive creepy clowns.
First, you need to know what you're dealing with. There's a trend going around the globe at the moment where people dress up as creepy clowns and go scare people. They approach houses, parked cars, populated places, and other locations. Some have even been spotted at graveyards. Quite stupid, if you ask me.
Second, you need to come up with a simple phrase to use whenever you are approached by one. It could be anything from 'hello there' to 'I like tacos'.
Third, you need to have a good facial expression to use. It can vary from a simple smile to a really creepy grin. The possibilities are endless.
Fourth, you need an activity you do to make them be like, "What?" I personally sing Consider Yourself from Oliver.
Finally, you need a way to get rid of them. A simple phrase is the best way to do this in my opinion. I say something like, "Well, show's over. it was nice meeting you." Then I just go away.
So now you know how to deal with these random strangers who like being creepy clowns and scaring little kids. I wonder if they can juggle...
Anyway guys, I'm gonna go and play Minecraft now. C'yas all later!! =P
First, you need to know what you're dealing with. There's a trend going around the globe at the moment where people dress up as creepy clowns and go scare people. They approach houses, parked cars, populated places, and other locations. Some have even been spotted at graveyards. Quite stupid, if you ask me.
Second, you need to come up with a simple phrase to use whenever you are approached by one. It could be anything from 'hello there' to 'I like tacos'.
Third, you need to have a good facial expression to use. It can vary from a simple smile to a really creepy grin. The possibilities are endless.
Fourth, you need an activity you do to make them be like, "What?" I personally sing Consider Yourself from Oliver.
Finally, you need a way to get rid of them. A simple phrase is the best way to do this in my opinion. I say something like, "Well, show's over. it was nice meeting you." Then I just go away.
So now you know how to deal with these random strangers who like being creepy clowns and scaring little kids. I wonder if they can juggle...
Anyway guys, I'm gonna go and play Minecraft now. C'yas all later!! =P
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I hate clowns.
id stay away from them XD
but lol, this is awesome ;v;
Would scare scary clowns again.
The end.