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I heard of this one joke a few years ago, I decided to write it down and make it a bit longer-
Once upon a time, there was a Christian guy named Bill. He was looking for a horse to buy for his ranch. Bill saw an ad on Craigslist for a Christian horse. Naturally, he was intrigued so he went to check it out. He met the horse’s owner, and the owner told him, “It’s easy to ride this horse. Just say ‘Praise the Lord!’ to make him go and ‘Amen!’ to make him stop.” Bill wanted to give this a shot so he got on the horse and said, “Praise the Lord!” Sure enough, the horse started to walk. “Praise the Lord!” he said again, and the horse began to trot. “Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord!” he yelled, and the horse broke into a gallop. Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn’t notice the cliff he and the horse were heading towards at full speed. Bill shouted “AMEN!” at the top of his lungs, and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff. Relieved that he didn't plummet to his certain death, “Phew!" he said, "Praise the Lord-"
I guess you can say I left you on a... cliffhanger
Once upon a time, there was a Christian guy named Bill. He was looking for a horse to buy for his ranch. Bill saw an ad on Craigslist for a Christian horse. Naturally, he was intrigued so he went to check it out. He met the horse’s owner, and the owner told him, “It’s easy to ride this horse. Just say ‘Praise the Lord!’ to make him go and ‘Amen!’ to make him stop.” Bill wanted to give this a shot so he got on the horse and said, “Praise the Lord!” Sure enough, the horse started to walk. “Praise the Lord!” he said again, and the horse began to trot. “Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord!” he yelled, and the horse broke into a gallop. Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn’t notice the cliff he and the horse were heading towards at full speed. Bill shouted “AMEN!” at the top of his lungs, and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff. Relieved that he didn't plummet to his certain death, “Phew!" he said, "Praise the Lord-"
I guess you can say I left you on a... cliffhanger
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