List of things I'll do now as the ruler of this puny website:
Everyone who posts too many memes (BANNED for being nerds 🤡)
Everyone who sleeps at 2 AM (BAANNED, go back to bed ya goon)
All who have opposed my mob votes (BANNED, think twice before voting for a squid that glows, next time just buy a bed-light with legs)
Everyone who hasn't accepted socialism into their heart (BANNED, next time share your potatos 🥔)
All the moderators (BANNED, think THREE times before removing the super amazing herobrine skin)
Everyone who didn't reply when I said good-night (BANNED, bad-night chump)
Everyone who blocked me (BANNED, so much for a block. Next time barricade your house cuz I'm coming for you)
Everyone who has more levels than me (BANNED, next time think FOUR times before being better than me. As a matter of fact, just stop thinking, it's overrated 🧠🧠🧠)
Everyone who uses bedrock edition as their default edition (BANNED, BANNED, BAAANNNED, THINK 7 TIMES BEFORE BEING A LOSER)
Lastly, everyone who breaths more positively charged oxygen ions than I do (BANNED, next time don't breath #OVERRATED ⚛)