Published May 10th, 2013, 5/10/13 9:27 am
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Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Paril, who lives in the middle of Alaska with his flatmate, Frilly_le_Frenchman.
Taken away from Alaska by missionaries, Vrej spent most of its youth in Virginia playing soccer, jamming forks into light sockets, and building o��American Gladiatorso�� style obstacle courses in its back yard. After a sudden realisation that its life had surmounted to nothing, it fled its hometown and moved to wherever the heck he is now, taking on the personalities of a pure-bred Russian.
This mammal has a thick coat of an otherwise fatty substance right under his skin, protecting from the cold and supplying him with energy when needed. Ito��s fur is unkept, and grows wildly around his facial region, usually catching leftovers for second breakfast. The Vrej is an omnivorous animal, its diet consisting of fresh children and grass he picked up from the frozen sidewalk. When it is not stalking its prey, it is drinking the local brew known as o��vodkao��, a purely disgusting formula, that only he can stomach [apparently a few bottles in a single sitting]
The Vrej is an animal of confusion, being passive, and yet, aggressive, when faced with the prospect of deleting an amazingly original submission on PMC. It jumps at the chance to delete unique and original content, often leaving its prey dumbfounded at its abusive nature.
If you see one in the wild, DO NOT APPROACH it. Its a dangerous creature, and can cause severe harm to your ego
I have tamed the Beast! The Mighty Vrej has fallen!
Also, the skin previewer can be a bit cheeky
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Paril, who lives in the middle of Alaska with his flatmate, Frilly_le_Frenchman.
Taken away from Alaska by missionaries, Vrej spent most of its youth in Virginia playing soccer, jamming forks into light sockets, and building o��American Gladiatorso�� style obstacle courses in its back yard. After a sudden realisation that its life had surmounted to nothing, it fled its hometown and moved to wherever the heck he is now, taking on the personalities of a pure-bred Russian.
This mammal has a thick coat of an otherwise fatty substance right under his skin, protecting from the cold and supplying him with energy when needed. Ito��s fur is unkept, and grows wildly around his facial region, usually catching leftovers for second breakfast. The Vrej is an omnivorous animal, its diet consisting of fresh children and grass he picked up from the frozen sidewalk. When it is not stalking its prey, it is drinking the local brew known as o��vodkao��, a purely disgusting formula, that only he can stomach [apparently a few bottles in a single sitting]
The Vrej is an animal of confusion, being passive, and yet, aggressive, when faced with the prospect of deleting an amazingly original submission on PMC. It jumps at the chance to delete unique and original content, often leaving its prey dumbfounded at its abusive nature.
If you see one in the wild, DO NOT APPROACH it. Its a dangerous creature, and can cause severe harm to your ego
I have tamed the Beast! The Mighty Vrej has fallen!
Also, the skin previewer can be a bit cheeky
Credit | Jivusa [halp wit de backsterrry] |
Gender | Male |
Model | Steve |
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still only 10% more russian
are you even trying
:3