The Ugly Viking Minecraft Skin

Published Mar 14th, 2014, 3/14/14 5:27 pm

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Speedy
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AHOY, MATEYS!

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THE SCREWED UP HISTORY AND SCIENCE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL

Once upon a time, faraway somwhere on a viking ship, a child was born.

Viking Siblings: Ewww!
Mama Viking: Why do you look so ugly?
Young Viking: Arr! You swashbuccklin' scallywags!
Papa Viking: Don't talk to your father like that!
Young Viking: *sigh* I'll jus' hop on o'erboard inta me big sea.

The child hopped into the waters.

Ugly Viking: Anyone be here? I be'r not be heading straight to Davy Jones' Locker
School of Fish: Hello!
Ugly Viking: Ahoy, mateys! I mus' ask ya a question!
School of Fish: What is that?
Ugly Viking: Why is me face ugly?
School of Fish: *whisper whisper whisper* We have no clue.
Ugly Viking: *sighs and moves on*

The child swam upward and hopped on a pirate ship.

Viking: Ahoy, mateys!
Pirates: Ahoy!
Viking: I mus' ask ya a question!
Pirates: And that be?
Viking: Why I be so ugly?
Captain: I reckon you look rather fancy, matey!
Viking: Yo-ho-ho!

The ugly viking was no longer an ugly viking. He was now a handsome pirate!

Here be me contes' entry! The history is screwed up intentionally. I need feedback on the skin.
Thanks to ye, and

FAIR WINDS!

Gender	Male
Format	Java
Model	Steve

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Zackaree_T

• 09/19/2014 8:41 pm

• Level 13 : Journeyman Pony

Oh my god... He's beautiful!!

Shadow_Noob

• 04/15/2014 11:28 pm

• Level 17 : Journeyman Taco

Babies don't start talking that early, and what kind of idiotic family would do that kind of thing to a baby? He at least had a diaper on, right?

Speedy

• 04/16/2014 5:33 pm

• Level 51 : Grandmaster Blob

nah
He was born with his clothes and everything, and everyone in this family carried the ability to talk right away after birth.

Shadow_Noob

• 04/16/2014 10:42 pm

• Level 17 : Journeyman Taco

I guess you really meant it when you said "THE SCREWED UP HISTORY AND SCIENCE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL".

MrWizard1234

• 04/06/2014 12:50 pm

• Level 26 : Expert Lumberjack

They never had horns! Also good job, very good job, but vikings never had horns!

Speedy

• 04/06/2014 1:26 pm

• Level 51 : Grandmaster Blob

If you haven't noticed, this skin is basically a joke rather than a true historical thing. I am fully aware that vikings didn't have horns. Also, refer to this line in the description:

THE SCREWED UP HISTORY AND SCIENCE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL

MrWizard1234

• 04/07/2014 1:44 pm

• Level 26 : Expert Lumberjack

I noticed, I was just trying not to get more people to think Vikings had horns.

DragonsDungeon

• 04/05/2014 2:25 am

• Level 76 : Legendary Button Pusher