Gru trows the flaming doll onto cross, it bursts into a mass of flames. The demonic creature taped to the holy structure cries out in a nightmarish scream that only the ones that heard it can comprehend.
"Oh, great purple ones,
your growing teeth
they cry at their lack of mercy,
you who has overthrown an empire
you who has made the wail of children the loudest.
Oh, great purple ones, may your
cold, dead, petrified hearts stop pumping their grim blood,
so this curse may finally be put into history.
Accept this sacrifice or our existence is damned."
The yellow vermin is yellow no more, only a white pile of dust remain. They have accepted it, the curse has ended.
For now, at least.







Well, now wasn't this a fun little thing to create, very fun indeed. For this contest: Here ya go you sacrificing maniacs.
Also, for all you minecraft players who like something with edge as a spice, now you have a minion on a cross, use that wisely.