Published Jun 20th, 2013, 6/20/13 2:45 am
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WARNING: I'M A BAD STORY TELLER.
Meet the mighty evasive deity of Made-up Polish mythology, Boscieniknac.
He is the God of Hiding. Discovered by the priest of a church, matching the description of a 4 year old boy from Glasgow's Child Daycare's picture that was reported in the news due to the story that came with it (Focusing on the fact that he doesn't wear shoes), he was discovered when the sun shore perfectly through some stained glass. Many other priests later approved his existence. Since he's the god of hiding, you know, he'd naturally be unrecognizable. He even appears many times in the bible of some really uncommon religion or something.
Boscieniknac used to be a cabbage farmer who made really good hats. He had very bad success with his farming and was too sentimental to sell his hats, so he soon became very poor. But one day, during a storm, he went out to grab the perfect cabbage to squash a bug with, when suddenly, we was zapped by lightning! It didn't really do anything, surprisingly. He went on to find a cabbage. He was zapped again, this time with about the pain of 50 volts. As he returned with a small, hard (That's what she said) cabbage, he was knocked out by a third lightning strike.
Not much is known past that, but it is commonly said that he refused to be a deity when offered by Gherghergher, the God of Zapping innocent bystanders, and the deity Qwasty, the God of Public Announcements. He was granted powers anyways, and he became an amazing hider, with improved eyesight, logic, and got the ability to squish into really small spots. Using this to steal at first, then somehow sneak into religious afterlife locations like heaven. He pretty much just lounges around and watch other peoples' televisions.
Many do not believe this story, and almost every one of those people laugh at me for telling this story, bit I swear, it's true! Why won't anyone believe me? Because I say that he raised 7 baby goats in his old house? It's part of my non-existent religion that seriously doesn't exist, which is a very fortunate thing.
There is also a common legend that all of his clothing is enchanted, but it's only his bandana and the rim of his hat.
Meet the mighty evasive deity of Made-up Polish mythology, Boscieniknac.
He is the God of Hiding. Discovered by the priest of a church, matching the description of a 4 year old boy from Glasgow's Child Daycare's picture that was reported in the news due to the story that came with it (Focusing on the fact that he doesn't wear shoes), he was discovered when the sun shore perfectly through some stained glass. Many other priests later approved his existence. Since he's the god of hiding, you know, he'd naturally be unrecognizable. He even appears many times in the bible of some really uncommon religion or something.
Boscieniknac used to be a cabbage farmer who made really good hats. He had very bad success with his farming and was too sentimental to sell his hats, so he soon became very poor. But one day, during a storm, he went out to grab the perfect cabbage to squash a bug with, when suddenly, we was zapped by lightning! It didn't really do anything, surprisingly. He went on to find a cabbage. He was zapped again, this time with about the pain of 50 volts. As he returned with a small, hard (That's what she said) cabbage, he was knocked out by a third lightning strike.
Not much is known past that, but it is commonly said that he refused to be a deity when offered by Gherghergher, the God of Zapping innocent bystanders, and the deity Qwasty, the God of Public Announcements. He was granted powers anyways, and he became an amazing hider, with improved eyesight, logic, and got the ability to squish into really small spots. Using this to steal at first, then somehow sneak into religious afterlife locations like heaven. He pretty much just lounges around and watch other peoples' televisions.
Many do not believe this story, and almost every one of those people laugh at me for telling this story, bit I swear, it's true! Why won't anyone believe me? Because I say that he raised 7 baby goats in his old house? It's part of my non-existent religion that seriously doesn't exist, which is a very fortunate thing.
There is also a common legend that all of his clothing is enchanted, but it's only his bandana and the rim of his hat.
| Gender | Male |
| Model | Steve |
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