The 'Unlikely Protagonist' is just that. An unlikely protagonist. Haven't really cleared up a story for him yet. Just decided, "Hey, for this contest, let's actually make something that's original and useful!" The useful part was mostly for myself by the way. :>

Here's a picture of what I wanted his face to look like when I was thinking up his character:

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A nose? Pfft. Where we're going, you won't need a nose.