Published Oct 19th, 2015, 10/19/15 9:11 am
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Hey look I thought of a story to go with this guy
"Oh dear, look at the time," Mary said "We're gonna be late for the halloween party!"
Max looked at the clock and said, "Nah, we have tons of time, you're just worrying again". Then he put on his skeleton mask. "Do I make a good looking skeleton waiter?" he asked Mary with a playful look in his eyes.
Mary laughed and said, "The best looking one," and kissed him on the side of his mask.
~Interval to party whoa~
Max stopped at the door and did not do anything else. "You okay?" Mary asked in a concerned voice.
He shifted his weight from foot to foot and muttered, "I don't know, something doesn't feel right".
"Like what?"
"I-I don't know, I just feel like if we open this door something bad will happen..."
Mary gave a soft huff then angrily muttered, "Then I guess I'll open the door!"
As she grabbed the knob and turned it Max yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
As soon as the door was opened a pumpkin pie was thrown onto Mary's face.
Max started laughing and jokingly said, "Told you something wasn't right, I could feel it in my BONES."
No regrets on my bad pun
"Oh dear, look at the time," Mary said "We're gonna be late for the halloween party!"
Max looked at the clock and said, "Nah, we have tons of time, you're just worrying again". Then he put on his skeleton mask. "Do I make a good looking skeleton waiter?" he asked Mary with a playful look in his eyes.
Mary laughed and said, "The best looking one," and kissed him on the side of his mask.
~Interval to party whoa~
Max stopped at the door and did not do anything else. "You okay?" Mary asked in a concerned voice.
He shifted his weight from foot to foot and muttered, "I don't know, something doesn't feel right".
"Like what?"
"I-I don't know, I just feel like if we open this door something bad will happen..."
Mary gave a soft huff then angrily muttered, "Then I guess I'll open the door!"
As she grabbed the knob and turned it Max yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
As soon as the door was opened a pumpkin pie was thrown onto Mary's face.
Max started laughing and jokingly said, "Told you something wasn't right, I could feel it in my BONES."
No regrets on my bad pun
Gender | Male |
Format | Java |
Model | Steve |
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puns should the worlds currency
your pun is bad but i would do the same