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The Junkyard themed Survival games!
all the chests were left empty
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"In certain corners of the globe you'll find the strangest of military cemeteries o places filled not with the bodies of fallen troops but littered with the carcasses of abandoned tanks. These once-formidable weapons of war no longer strike fear into the hearts of opposing forces; their days of rolling inexorably on wards on the teeth of steel tracks are over. Now, the armor of these behemoths is rusting and corroded, their hatches all but sealed from lack of use, and their controls never again to be manned by commanders in battle."
-Simone
Chapter 1
After eating a particularly strange soymeat given by the space hobo/hipster/pirates (thanks hobos!) Steve developed an unnatural appetite for hunger games (because being hungry for getting hungry makes perfect sense)
Steve and Shoe-chan (back from space) convinced the great god-king leader, dragonborn, burger king, potato lord, chosen one, the biggest and the hardiest of the mall, robocop, the one true prophet, the lord of change, william fallace, the great crackmaster Cyprezz the terrible the awesome used his partridge-like powers to issue a decree to all the citizens of planet planetminecraft. "I Cyprezz decree that all my slaves subjects create arenas for everyone to enjo-" *cyprezz snorts and laughs* "Sorry" he said "couldn't keep a strait face" "well what are you doing? get to work!"
Chapter 2
As the planetminecrafter toiled and worked on their daily survival games quotas, a young, free, furry named Paril thought "I made this arena and I should eat it for myself!" He amassed an army of Furries, tamagotchis and hairy gentlemen and set out to get evil things like "democracy" "liberty" and fast food franchises. This heresy by paril was known as the paril heresy.
"This time" paril said "I will get my vengeancetables"
"army!" he said "march in that general direction to where I am pointing as of this moment right now"
"army!" he said "march in that general direction to where I am pointing as of this moment right now"
Chapter 3
Deleted from records
it's too horrible to speak of (those poor alpacas D:)
it's too horrible to speak of (those poor alpacas D:)
Chapter 4
Siege of planet planet minecraft
"my friends" cyprezz said "though the outcome of this battle does favor our enemy, and we did accidentally send most of our forces to aid mexico" *mexican mariachi cues* "I believe we can still win this fight" "everyone! CHAAARGE"
as all of cyp's forces foolishly went on a head on charge, the furries went in the citadel "ALL YOR BAES ARE BELONG TO US" paril yells
"nooooooo!" cyprezz sez "without my baes I am powerless" he moans and collapses "I cannot play baes music anymore "ha ha ha" paril says "instead of one guitar, I have two" "ha ha ha"
"nooooooo!" cyprezz sez "without my baes I am powerless" he moans and collapses "I cannot play baes music anymore "ha ha ha" paril says "instead of one guitar, I have two" "ha ha ha"
Chapter 5
"NO" cyprezz said "it will not end this way" " I STILL HAVE MY UKULELE" *flashes ukulele* "Unleash the ROCK!" Suddenly! a magical giant rock johnson falls from the sky onto paril's army, squishing it entirely. "NO" paril yells "you may have defeated me today, but I will come back tomorrow or the next day or the next day or the next day" A magical dwarf materializes next to paril "HUZZAH" the dwarf yells as it drives its booth onto parils backside. Paril yells in suprise and falls into that conveniently located pit that rock johnson made.
Chapter 6
Paril hangs on for his deer and his life. His deer was named William. Robocop stares down at paril. Your reign of terror ends there paril. "No Robob" he says "I still have my reindeer" with that william the deer suddenly grows horns and the ability to fly. "THRUSTAS TO THE MAXIMUM, FIRE ALL GUNS!" William lets loose his gas and blasts off in full power. "Stop there criminal scum!" cyprezz says "get my space coaster, I will hunt him down!'
Chapter 7
The space coaster shakes and buckles as it rockets up to the sky. The two heroes chase each other down. "you were the chosen one!" cyprezz yells "we were going to create the perfect world together". Paril shakes his head "this world is an illusion, look down there" paril points at planet planet minecraft "this planet cannot support everyone with you eating all the survival games arenas. Cyprezz's life flashes through his eyes. He notice that he is about to collide with the rock. "BROTHER LOOK OUT!" Paril yells. Cyprezz collides with the rock and explodes. All the hunger games arenas burst from his body. The people of planet planet minecraft rejoice as all their hunger and pain fades away.
Chapter 8
"Daddy how did he save the world again?" The Father looks up at the statue and smiles "Well son he sacrificed his life to stop a great evil and in doing so saved the world from hunger and despair" The son smiles at the statue and says
"Thank you Mr. Rock Johnson."
Chapter 9
Timmy's eyes fly wide open "that was a horrible dream" he says. "I'm sure glad I have mister RoBoto with me" timmy looks at the body of cyprezz, which is held together by ducktape and love. "Please kill me now" cyprezz says
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Lootable cars (may explode)
Lootable tanks (even more likely to explode)
Lootable cannons and fuel containers (no no they won't explode *sarcasm* *sarcasm*)
Lootable tanks (even more likely to explode)
Lootable cannons and fuel containers (no no they won't explode *sarcasm* *sarcasm*)
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-Pictures and memorabilia to take home after you die win! - friends and family would want to see your badassery
YOU WILL PROBABLY LOOK LIKE THIS WHILE PLAYING
An Epic trailer by ilikecutepeople
It got in minecraft mondays hooray!
Yes you can use this map. As long as you give credit!
Additional Notes
thanks to a friend Jules A. for the name!Progress | 100% complete |
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Update #3 : by carloooo 05/26/2013 2:50:48 amMay 26th, 2013
Added some light posts
Balanced out the chest distribution
Added bombs
Balanced out the chest distribution
Added bombs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAeM-Lujgg8
gave credit ofc
Jerome died to a dispenser with harming splash potions in it xD