Harold was my beautiful pet pig. I brought him a long ways to live in my Art Collector's House. There, for a 10 minutes, he lived a happy and wholesome life in my swimming pool, which once he got in, he never got out. He was nearly universally loved by everyone. However, some with ignoble intentions (_Logan_, I'm talking about you) thought it necessary to end Harold's life prematurely. This is a tribute to his short life. We held a short funeral for him, leaving plenty of flowers to let him know that he was loved.  Lest we forget his sacrifice, all may be lost.
May he rest in Hog Heaven forever.

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