"One day there was a smelly, homophobic man named phil robertson who lived in a hunting lodge. He adopted a dog to help him hunt ducks. But as it turned out, the dog was a lesbian! She ate phil and now owns the lodge with her wife, Ms. Kylie the chickenduck."

This is another build I made on my Minecraft Realms Duckie Island. When I was first working on it, my wife had quoted the "hunting lodge" line from Rocky Horror Picture Show, and that inspired me on its backstory and the rest of its design. It has 2 floors and plenty of rooms so it could probably make for a nice home base. It includes:
- a kitchen
- a living room and small guest bedroom
- A bathroom
- A wine storage room
- A meat freezer
- A Jacuzzi
- A laundry room
- A normal bedroom and a spooky haunted bedroom
- A giant statue of Ms. Kylie that Gazzy (the lesbian dog) built of the roof as a gift to her wife
- A backstory book where, amusingly, Minecraft censored the name "phil robertson". It made me happy that he was deemed to be unwelcome in a family-friendly game.


The zip file contains construction files which will require you to use the Amulet editor to import them into your world. I have provided files for both Bedrock and Java Edition.