"I wanted true, honest answers, not evil alts making chaos there"
Well, you got my honest result, Creator. It's more original than other evil alts, but I think they might disown me from posting results this good...
One more thing: The #677 got same results as The Creator. Curious...

*sigh* Do you sometimes feel like making a theory of a web series fro PMC, but then you realize that you are its Creator?
...What are you talking about?

*rammed door noise*
*laughs* Hi.
...What are you doing there? Who are you?
Ender Sombra. Came to replace ya.
...what?
I'm not joking. Just give me the acou-
No. I won't be replaced.
But I assure you-
The Creator wouldn't be very happy seeing these shenanigans.
Indeed.
(both) HUH?!
Sombra, stop, you don't need to mess up your first encounter. And don't impersonate others, okay?
*mocks The Creator*
No account giveaway then.
No! Please, I'll do anyt-
You sure? *sigh* Fine, but be nicer to people, okay? I'm sure that there are a lot of AUs that will help you be a good person, in one way or another.

Sombra is coming...
I'm not joking, trust me.
This is probably the last post before he-
AHHHHHH!
*end of transmission*

Lore. Lore. So much lore.
If you're wondering, this is Ender Sparkle's alt here.
The lettuce form? It started from a simple joke from that one incident that TOING (ThatOneIdiotNamedGhoul) caused.
Angelonasher's interview kidnappings? I got a chance and I'll use it wisely.
But you don't know what'll be next...
Ender Sombra is coming...
*knock knock*