The world has gone mad, everyone is quarantined because of Coronavirus, and there's no toilet paper in the stores. But don't worry! The Wandering Trader is here to help. Probably.

This datapack adds one trade to every wandering trader. Most of the time he will offer four rolls of toilet paper for one emerald, but it’s out of stock! There is, however, a one in ten chance that he offers one roll of toilet paper for 24 emeralds, and has two in stock. Great for trolling people on a server. Plus it’s a custom head that looks great on the wall of a bathroom in your Minecraft home!

Included in this post is a recommended resource pack (only adds a custom icon to the advancement screen, not required).

This datapack uses a very simple and lightweight random number generator I came up with to choose a random number between 0 and 9 whenever a Wandering Trader spawns. If the value is 9, the wandering trader has two rolls of toilet paper in stock. Otherwise he is out of stock, just like your local grocery store!

Note: While this pack works for Minecraft 1.16, I have developed a new version of this that is exactly the same except that it has a slightly improved random number generator that takes advantage of the new UUID format introduced by Mojang for Minecraft 1.16. That version can be found here.