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People don't like squids, but squids are amazing. Let's start by looking at the squid.
So, this is the squid. He has more than 2 arms so he can do more stuff than other mobs. He can eat 8 ice cream cones at the same time and he can use 8 swords which makes him better at PVP. He also has a beautiful face. It looks so weird and derpy beautiful and nice. And he's blue, everyone likes blue! I think..Uhh...He has no mouth either.. It's OK he doesn't have a mouth because who needs a mouth? Pfft.
Also, squids like to have a good time and relax. See? He's drying up and dying horribly having a nice relaxing time, laying in the grass.
Squids can fly too as seen below. That's amazing , isn't it?
Squids are also very heroic. See? He's rescuing the burning whatever that is over there.
So, I hope you see why squids are so awesome now. (This was a joke to make all of you laugh. :P)
So, this is the squid. He has more than 2 arms so he can do more stuff than other mobs. He can eat 8 ice cream cones at the same time and he can use 8 swords which makes him better at PVP. He also has a beautiful face. It looks so weird and derpy beautiful and nice. And he's blue, everyone likes blue! I think..Uhh...He has no mouth either.. It's OK he doesn't have a mouth because who needs a mouth? Pfft.
Also, squids like to have a good time and relax. See? He's drying up and dying horribly having a nice relaxing time, laying in the grass.
Squids can fly too as seen below. That's amazing , isn't it?
Squids are also very heroic. See? He's rescuing the burning whatever that is over there.
So, I hope you see why squids are so awesome now. (This was a joke to make all of you laugh. :P)
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Still avaliable on xbox :)