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TheFancyCritics Guide to: Surviving a Zombie Horde

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So after a long days work over at the Coal Mine, you decide to head home with your coal and diamonds. When you settle into bed, what do you hear? Moans? Groans? Celine Dion? No my friends, you hear ZOMBIES! Yes, zombies are coming to attack your precious cottage, but follow these steps and you can survive!



-Chapter One: Getting food!-

As you know, most Minecraftians have built a farm in or outside their house, but how can you harvest it with the undead knocking at your door? First, get your iron and build a iron door and block off the way to the farm! Then harvest. Then gather any extra food you have and head towards safety!

-Chapter Two: Supplies/Safety!-

So you need to build a panic room! Not much time though, head towards your supply chest. ((Gather any important item, perhaps armor and weapons)), then head towards the sewer under your home! ((If you don't have one, head to your basement and seal off the exit/entrance)). Now that you're in the server, it is time to escape!

-Chapter Three: Escape of the Epic!-

So you're in the sewers and running through it, what do you see up ahead? Your friend Jim! Wait...is Jim a zombie? Oh no! He is trying to bite you! You take your Fire Axe and chop off his head! Poor Jim, poor sucker was already a Civil Servant, not like he wanted to live! Find the nearest exit and run towards the Fire House!

-Chapter Four: Defending your Stronghold!-

The Zombies are everywhere, but you managed to make it to the Fire House unhurt with a group of Firemen! Everyone gets a job, and you start to barricade the windows and doors! Remember the wheat you harvested? Now plant the seeds somewhere in the stronghold! ((Near a water source)), and live out your days here until the zombies break in and kill you!

-Chapter Five: Being a zombie is not all that bad...-

You're a zombie now! Don't worry, you joined the Zombie Army, which has roughly 50,000 active soldiers! Prepare for war Private! We march unwards to Minecraft City!



Thanks for reading! And for your sake, don't follow this guide. Diamond, Subscribe, Favourite! All those nice things!
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Jayusl78
06/16/2012 11:16 pm
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Now plant the seeds somewhere in the stronghold! ((Near a water source)), and live out your days here until the zombies break in and kill you!

-Chapter Five: Being a zombie is not all that bad...-

You're a zombie now! Don't worry, you joined the Zombie Army, which has roughly 50,000 active soldiers! Prepare for war Private! We march unwards to Minecraft City



My favorite part of the whole guide. XD
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LeBroham
03/12/2012 9:46 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Pixel Painter
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Your blogs should get..... intresting
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TheFancyCritics
03/12/2012 9:48 pm
Level 26 : Expert Scribe
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Thank you?
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LeBroham
03/12/2012 9:51 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Pixel Painter
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lol, it tis true
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