(prody)

look the original song is going to die and not to hurt eminem's feelings
but let's revive it by making parody
something's wrong, I can feel it
just a feeling eminem's got
like eminem is going to wrote another rap song but this isn' his chance yet
if it means, what I think it means, there is a new rap soap!!! new new rap soap!!!
and if he is as potatoes you say, I'm not taking any chances
you just what the Irish in 1845 ordered

you are a turd boi so I called you Tord, call you Tord
but I do know this ain't Eddsworld, Eddsworld
so can you impress me enough like Henry Ford, Henry Ford
they said I am a soap so call me rap soap, soap

but for me to be a new rap soap must be in my beans
so go flush me out in the toilet
and I unleashed my rap skill for sake of Garfield
you are not comedic at all unlike Kermit
you sail to the ocean of Pacific (terrific)
my name's skyrocketing like NASA's rocket

with your mom's feeling in her yacht
I'm an idiot as heck
but as far as I know she goes to Seychelles
flipaholic (flip 'em all with)
with this ballaby poggity yeet mouth

you don't wanna get
into a pissing match where I peed your feet
eating big mac in the back of a yak
backpack kid eat crap friggity pap
and at the unexact time, I attempt this horrifical
farting carrots while practicing
that I'm still able to crap in brainfridging bail

over the bag of a couple of dimwits
and chip it in half
only realize it's terrific
I was working on my homework after the fact
I wrote this rap and all I do is dropping cringe bombs
feel my wrath of huge fart

ytpers have editing is pain period, here's a sad lad
and your mother is fat
like jap matpat
I'm masterfully understand meaning of crap rap

you are a turd boi so I called you Tord, call you Tord
but I do know this ain't Eddsworld, Eddsworld
so can you impress me enough like Henry Ford, Henry Ford
they said I am a soap so call me rap soap, rap soap

let me show you fart Anne
is not hard job, hard job
everybody want to pee and
secret to rap immortality I haven't got, haven't got
well to be poopful of blueprint's is dkfioslzjaodieowo0w endurance

I am rap soap
turd bot turd boe!!!