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Hey! I'm Elliot the Enderman. I just want to say first of all that I have a busy life.
I have a wife and two kids. I am poor and the only way I can supply for my family is by stealing. My favorite target is this guy called Steve. He gets freaked every time I stare at him. He's probably the richest (but wimpiest) person in Minecraftia.
Last week I managed to steal an enderpearl that used to belong to my Aunt Reta, who had been killed by the hated Steve. She is one of those endermen that likes to stare at people, but I guess Steve didn't like that.
My buddy Carl the Creeper likes to spy, and he told me recently that Steve had crafted something with the blaze powder that he crafted from a blaze rod that he stole from Bucky the Blaze and an enderpearl. Carl said that it lead Steve to my home town, the End. I though for a bit and came up with a theory for this happening. Steve was planning to kill the King Enderman's prized pet dragon! I must pack up and go to the End to tell of this!
I'll have to tell Carl to help provide for my family while I'm gone. Carl is rich, after all, and he'll help out. I'm sure of it!
So I ask him, and he accepts. Then I start to pack my bags.
I say good bye to my family and promise them I'll be back in around 3 weeks.
I have a wife and two kids. I am poor and the only way I can supply for my family is by stealing. My favorite target is this guy called Steve. He gets freaked every time I stare at him. He's probably the richest (but wimpiest) person in Minecraftia.
Last week I managed to steal an enderpearl that used to belong to my Aunt Reta, who had been killed by the hated Steve. She is one of those endermen that likes to stare at people, but I guess Steve didn't like that.
My buddy Carl the Creeper likes to spy, and he told me recently that Steve had crafted something with the blaze powder that he crafted from a blaze rod that he stole from Bucky the Blaze and an enderpearl. Carl said that it lead Steve to my home town, the End. I though for a bit and came up with a theory for this happening. Steve was planning to kill the King Enderman's prized pet dragon! I must pack up and go to the End to tell of this!
I'll have to tell Carl to help provide for my family while I'm gone. Carl is rich, after all, and he'll help out. I'm sure of it!
So I ask him, and he accepts. Then I start to pack my bags.
I say good bye to my family and promise them I'll be back in around 3 weeks.
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