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Hi and thanks for viewing this post! This is a somewhat funny... thing about the different kind of rule breakers and hackers (And other kinds of people) you will find on different Minecraft servers. Enjoy! 
Please do note: I wrote this on a different forum... so that is why there is the spam there... they actually have a spam emoticon so.... enjoy? xD
The Hacker in Denial: These types of hacker will deny they use hacks until the very end. You could have crystal evidence showing that they hack, perfect framerate, and even in 1080p, but they will still deny ever using hacks. A staff member could even say "I'll give you one chance to admit you hack, and I'll make your perm ban a temp ban", but they would still ever deny using the hacks.
The "Dirty"/Offensive Builder: Well, these kinds of people make all sorts of inapropriate and offensive things, and think that it makes them look cool. Look, nobody thinks that you being immature and building various innapropriate things is cool. They don't think you're cool, but innapropriate and immature. No one wants to see those kinds of things, so do us all a favor, and act a little more mature.
The Hacker Accuser: Well, we've all had run-ins with these guys one-way-or-another. They think that it is impossible to beat or kill them. If either of the following happen, they will begin to accuse the one who beat or killed them of hacks. Yep. I think that describes them pretty well... moving on
The obsessive PvPer: These are those guys you find in kitpvp or factions who are literally OBSESSED with pvp. If they beat you they typically say things like "rekt kid. get good", or something along those lines, or even pop out the infamous "ez" taunt-thing. Now, I'm not saying that all people who say these things are bad, but it is the ones who are completely obsessed with PVP, who literally do nothing other than rage if they die, gloat if they win, and occasionally pull a trick right out of the The Hacker Accuser's book. Now, like I stated above, not all people who do these things are bad, but it is the ones who do it NON-STOP and do NOTHING else! In fact, I'm friends with a couple of people who are like this, because they aren't OBSESSED with PVP and are actually good people, even if they do come off as one of these guys. Moral of the story? Don't judge a book by it's cover, You could be missing out on an awesome story
The Over-Swearer: These are those people you see that swear almost 24/7, and put a chat filter plugin to it's ultimate test. Now, I don't mind if people swear, I myself don't do it, but it doesn't bug me. What DOES bug me however, is the ones who in every single little chat message they put out, there is at least 2 swear words. Yeah. 'Nuff said.
The Should-Be-A Mod: These are the people who deserve mod really badly, but never seem to get it. They always help out the new players, obey the rules, calmly report any rule breakers to a staff member, and are just an overall amazing person to be around. They typically don't show that they want to be a mod, or just really could care less whether they are one or not. Through thick and thin, they are always there to help the server out.
The "Wanna-Be" Mod: These are the people who are trying WAY to hard to get mod. They aren't naturally like the The Should-Be-A Mod, but only act like that to get noticed by other players and staff members. They also like to "mini-mod" on occassion and some even impersonate staff members.
The Spammer:
.... 'Nuff said. Moving on
The "IRL Connection": These are the people you see on servers just randomly asking in chat things like, "any1 gotta skype and wanna skype me?" or "can somebody be my girl/boyfriend?". It is best not to make contact with such a race of minecraftians. If you were un-lucky enough to make contact, they will typically ask you if you have skype, if you reply with a yes (why would you?) they then ask you for your skype info. If you reply with that information (Why on Earth would you even say you had skype to begin with??) then all hope is lost. Your funeral service will be held within 2 weeks time.
The Gloating Hacker: These hackers actually gloat about their hacks.... Yep. No joke. They act like they are the BOMB in pvp (I have a little something to say about PVP in a later topic, but back on topic) and anyone they beat is "e-z"....despite the fact that they beat you with hacks. Some of this breed will actually talk to other hackers in PUBLIC chat about certain types of hacks they use.... oh boy. (I wonder, when was it that hacks became mainstream, and everyone just was dieing to try them out? hmmm.....)
That One Person who Wears Naked Skins: Yeah.... couldn't really think of a name, but unfortunately, these people do exist. They don't do too much except use nude skins.... it just depends on if they do anything else... Hey, atleast it gives you a whole new reason to be giving out armor right?
The Advertiser: These are the people who come on servers just to advertise a server (and to be honest, that server more than likely sucks :/) They will keep doing this until they get kicked or banned. If they just get kicked, they keep coming back until they get banned. Yep. That does do the trick if you want to give your server some popularity... however, it's not the good kind of popularity.
Well That's it for this time guys! Thank you for reading my little post thingy and I will see you all later. Have an amazing day!
--mudkip
Please do note: I wrote this on a different forum... so that is why there is the spam there... they actually have a spam emoticon so.... enjoy? xD
The Hacker in Denial: These types of hacker will deny they use hacks until the very end. You could have crystal evidence showing that they hack, perfect framerate, and even in 1080p, but they will still deny ever using hacks. A staff member could even say "I'll give you one chance to admit you hack, and I'll make your perm ban a temp ban", but they would still ever deny using the hacks.
The "Dirty"/Offensive Builder: Well, these kinds of people make all sorts of inapropriate and offensive things, and think that it makes them look cool. Look, nobody thinks that you being immature and building various innapropriate things is cool. They don't think you're cool, but innapropriate and immature. No one wants to see those kinds of things, so do us all a favor, and act a little more mature.
The Hacker Accuser: Well, we've all had run-ins with these guys one-way-or-another. They think that it is impossible to beat or kill them. If either of the following happen, they will begin to accuse the one who beat or killed them of hacks. Yep. I think that describes them pretty well... moving on
The obsessive PvPer: These are those guys you find in kitpvp or factions who are literally OBSESSED with pvp. If they beat you they typically say things like "rekt kid. get good", or something along those lines, or even pop out the infamous "ez" taunt-thing. Now, I'm not saying that all people who say these things are bad, but it is the ones who are completely obsessed with PVP, who literally do nothing other than rage if they die, gloat if they win, and occasionally pull a trick right out of the The Hacker Accuser's book. Now, like I stated above, not all people who do these things are bad, but it is the ones who do it NON-STOP and do NOTHING else! In fact, I'm friends with a couple of people who are like this, because they aren't OBSESSED with PVP and are actually good people, even if they do come off as one of these guys. Moral of the story? Don't judge a book by it's cover, You could be missing out on an awesome story
The Over-Swearer: These are those people you see that swear almost 24/7, and put a chat filter plugin to it's ultimate test. Now, I don't mind if people swear, I myself don't do it, but it doesn't bug me. What DOES bug me however, is the ones who in every single little chat message they put out, there is at least 2 swear words. Yeah. 'Nuff said.
The Should-Be-A Mod: These are the people who deserve mod really badly, but never seem to get it. They always help out the new players, obey the rules, calmly report any rule breakers to a staff member, and are just an overall amazing person to be around. They typically don't show that they want to be a mod, or just really could care less whether they are one or not. Through thick and thin, they are always there to help the server out.
The "Wanna-Be" Mod: These are the people who are trying WAY to hard to get mod. They aren't naturally like the The Should-Be-A Mod, but only act like that to get noticed by other players and staff members. They also like to "mini-mod" on occassion and some even impersonate staff members.
The Spammer:
.... 'Nuff said. Moving onThe "IRL Connection": These are the people you see on servers just randomly asking in chat things like, "any1 gotta skype and wanna skype me?" or "can somebody be my girl/boyfriend?". It is best not to make contact with such a race of minecraftians. If you were un-lucky enough to make contact, they will typically ask you if you have skype, if you reply with a yes (why would you?) they then ask you for your skype info. If you reply with that information (Why on Earth would you even say you had skype to begin with??) then all hope is lost. Your funeral service will be held within 2 weeks time.
The Gloating Hacker: These hackers actually gloat about their hacks.... Yep. No joke. They act like they are the BOMB in pvp (I have a little something to say about PVP in a later topic, but back on topic) and anyone they beat is "e-z"....despite the fact that they beat you with hacks. Some of this breed will actually talk to other hackers in PUBLIC chat about certain types of hacks they use.... oh boy. (I wonder, when was it that hacks became mainstream, and everyone just was dieing to try them out? hmmm.....)
That One Person who Wears Naked Skins: Yeah.... couldn't really think of a name, but unfortunately, these people do exist. They don't do too much except use nude skins.... it just depends on if they do anything else... Hey, atleast it gives you a whole new reason to be giving out armor right?
The Advertiser: These are the people who come on servers just to
advertise a server (and to be honest, that server more than likely sucks :/) They will keep doing this until they get kicked or banned. If they just get kicked, they keep coming back until they get banned. Yep. That does do the trick if you want to give your server some popularity... however, it's not the good kind of popularity.Well That's it for this time guys! Thank you for reading my little post thingy and I will see you all later. Have an amazing day!
--mudkip
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Update #1 : by mudkip45 12/06/2014 9:16:59 pmDec 6th, 2014
Fixed "Trough Thick and Thin"...
It originally said "Through think and thin"... Thanks Grace XD
It originally said "Through think and thin"... Thanks Grace XD
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The I am from PMC guy says stuff like "Hei I'm frum PMC and I need op to test your plugins"
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