261,086, that is how many users there are in total. (At the time of writing)
As it stands I have 48 subs. I have nothing to say to the other 261038 of you. You have probably done literally nothing for me. Yet you continue to just prance around this matter and ignore it.

I am personally shocked and disgusted by this behavior of such a large amount of you, you never call either! With some of you we only talk once and never again. It breaks my heart it really does. I hope this makes you realize what you're doing to me and many others. You player! I hope you sleep well at night knowing I miss you, and want you to be my subscriber. Despite what I said, I still love you.

Thank you for reading, maybe you're not complete scum after all.

After you've read that, read this! <---- Link

Derp;
After several comments stating this is cheap and other don't understand it. I shall explain.
I made this because ZaphodX was raging about "Thanks for ### subscribers!" blogs, immediately I said "I should make a blog about the subscribers I don't have!", and then I did.

"This won't make people want to subscribe to you"
I know, although I've gained 39 subscribers from it (at the time of writing) which is amazing to me. Most probably did it because I have a pretty green name. Either way it makes me happy, and I wasn't trying to guilt trip people into subbing me anyway.

I did add that "After you've read that, read this!" link to a wiki page on sarcasm, in hope people might see that I was being sarcastic and joking. Some did, some remained confused. Oh well.