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PixelPupp is gonna share you some corny awesome jokes >:)))
Disney Jokes
1. Why was Tigger in the toilet? He was looking for 'POOH'
2. Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet? Because they go lost in C
3. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's
4. What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the web? iPad Minnie
5. How do frogs die? They kermit suicide
Minecraft Jokes
1. If there would be a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster
2. What's the sport of Minecraft? Boxing
3. Why don't blazes ever make businesses? Because they keep firing people
4. Why can't the Enderman read? Because the Enderman always starts at the End
5. Where do Ghasts live? At the nether-lands
Animal Jokes
1. Why did the ant fall of the toilet seat? Because the ant was pissed off
2. What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? "Cheap! Cheap!"
3. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
4. How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button
5. What happens when a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away
Yo mama jokes
1. Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi"
2. Yo mama so ugly, people go as her in Halloween
3. Yo mama so stupid, she thought harlem shake was a drink
4. Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
5. Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone
And that's all. Now you can now kill your friends or family members by using these jokes
(c) to the beloved internet :)
It took me an hour to pick one more category of a joke. So comment what should I add. Comment jokes too!! Yours might get featured ;)
-PixelPupp
PixelPupp is gonna share you some corny awesome jokes >:)))
Disney Jokes
1. Why was Tigger in the toilet? He was looking for 'POOH'
2. Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet? Because they go lost in C
3. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's
4. What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the web? iPad Minnie
5. How do frogs die? They kermit suicide
Minecraft Jokes
1. If there would be a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster
2. What's the sport of Minecraft? Boxing
3. Why don't blazes ever make businesses? Because they keep firing people
4. Why can't the Enderman read? Because the Enderman always starts at the End
5. Where do Ghasts live? At the nether-lands
Animal Jokes
1. Why did the ant fall of the toilet seat? Because the ant was pissed off
2. What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? "Cheap! Cheap!"
3. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
4. How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button
5. What happens when a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away
Yo mama jokes
1. Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi"
2. Yo mama so ugly, people go as her in Halloween
3. Yo mama so stupid, she thought harlem shake was a drink
4. Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
5. Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone
And that's all. Now you can now kill your friends or family members by using these jokes
(c) to the beloved internet :)
It took me an hour to pick one more category of a joke. So comment what should I add. Comment jokes too!! Yours might get featured ;)
-PixelPupp
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Yo mama so fat, when she goes through a teleporter she telegibs everyone.
Me: "What do you call a duck + a tummy?"
You: "What?"
Me: "A DuckTummy!"
Great blog dude!
-Eric Cartman, South Park.
Chuck Norris once fought a deadly snake and was bitten. After ten agonizing days the snake died.
Chuck Norris once gave a blind man the ability to see, the first and last thing he saw was Chuck's foot.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is.
The only person who cried when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor, no one spanks Chuck Norris.
When Bruce Lee is face with a probem he puts on his Jackie Chan costume. When Jackie Chan is faced with a problem, he puts on his Chuck Norris costume. When Chuck Norris is faced with problem..... oh wait problems run from Chuck Norris.