Badboyhalo: *yawn* "okay skeppy, I'm going to bed now"

Skeppy: *sigh* "okay bad, go to bed"

Bbh: "can you say goodnight to me?"

Skeppy: "oh I get it, if I don't say good night you won't go to bed."

Bad: "I will not"

Skeppy: "oooh okay, maybe I don't want you to go to bed"

Bad: "okay"

Skeppy: "what, your not bothered?"

Bad: "I'll stay up"

*Silence*

Bad: "SKEPPY SAY GOODNIGHT SO I CAN GO TO BEDDDD!"

Skeppy: *laughing* "you said you'd stay up"

Bad: "but I wanna go to bedd"

Skeppy: "but I like hanging out with you"

Bad: *making noise*

Skeppy: "okay okay, if you want to go to bed you can go to bed"

Bad: "thank you....say good night then"

Skeppy: "no, cuz it's not a good night, I'm not ready for you to leave"

Bad: "alright if you don't say goodnight I'm gonna annoy you till you say it."

Skeppy: "no your not, you can't annoy me"

Bad: *in a weird voice* "skeppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy(ect)"

Skeppy: *starts laughing* "that isn't gonna work"

Bad: "yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Skeppy: "that isn't gonna work, I'm not annoyed easily"

Bad: *zombie voice* "skeppy"

Skeppy: "what"

Bad: *zombie* "skeppy you need to say good night"

Skeppy: "no I don't"

Bad: *zombie* "yes you do"

Repeat x2
Skeppy: *laugh* "how you are doing this?"

Bad: *zombie* "doing what?"

Skeppy: "doing this!"

Bad: *zombie* "what?"

Skeppy: "bad i don't like this..."

Bad: *creepier* "skeppyyy"

Skeppy: *starts laughing*

Bad: *normal* "say good night!"

Skeppy: "go to bed!"

Bad: *meow* "say goodnight to me first, you need to say goodnight. You know what, I'm gonna bring out my most annoying voice."

Skeppy: "that wasnt-"

Bad: *Elmo voice* "hello pretty girls"

Skeppy: "wut"

Bad: *Elmo* "hello pretty girls, my name is elmo. Do you want to come play Minecraft with Elmo?"

Skeppy: "okay, I'm gonna turn you down-"

Bad: *Elmo* "SKEPPY"

Skeppy: *laughing* "it's too early for thisss"

Bad: *Elmo* "Elmo wants to play Minecraft with you!"

Skeppy: "okay! I think I'm just about ready for you to go!"

Bad: *normal* "okay say good night!"

Skeppy: "no I don't want to!"

Bad: "sayyyyy itttttt"

Repeat x3
Skeppy: "what secret did you tell everyone earlier?"

Bad: "I told them that you have 11 toes"

*Silence*

Bad: "wait, do you actually have 11 toes, you got awfully quiet there..."

Skeppy: "nothing, just don't tell Vurb" (Vurb loves toes)

Bad: "don't what?"

Skeppy: "just don't say that to Vurb"

Bad: "why?"

Skeppy: "just don't"

Bad: "why!?"

Skeppy: "just don't!"

Bad: "does he have eleven toes?"

Skeppy: "out of...respect!"

Bad: "wait he has 11 toes? Whaat?" (He dowsnt) "wait are you trying to bamboozle me? Do you both have eleven toes? There's nothing wrong with having eleven toes skeppy, some people have ten toes, some people have eleven, some people have less than that. Some people have, like, two toes."

Skeppy: "one on each foot?"

Bad: "well maybe they lost a foot and three toes....OR maybe they were born with eleven toes and lost a foot and four toes."

Skeppy: *laughing* "or they were born with three feet, cut one off, grew one back, cut off four toes and then they were originally born with fifteen toes so now they have eleven."

Bad: *laughing* "yeah, or maybe they were born with twelve toes and had one removed"

Skeppy: *laugh* "and then what"

Bad: "then they have eleven toes"

*Silence*

Bad: "skeppy say goodnigghhhttt"

Skeppy: "go to bed!"

Bad: "say good night!"

Skeppy: "go to bed!"

Bad: "not until you say good night!"

Skeppy: "bad just go to bed! I'm not ready for you to leave so that's why I don't want to say it yet."

Bad: *begins chanting* "say good night, say good night."

Skeppy: "good"

Bad: *chanting with clapping to a song beat* "say good night (ect ect)"

Skeppy: *laughs*

Bad: *finishes the song*

Skeppy: *laugh* "I hope that becomes a song"

Bad: "noooo"

Skeppy: "that was really good, bad!"

Bad: "say good night then!"

Skeppy: "you deserve it after that"

Bad: *gasp* "uh huh?"

Skeppy: *sigh*

Bad: "uh huh!?"

Skeppy: "night!"

Bad: *gasp* "good night skeppy"

Skeppy: "night"

Bad: "can you say good night?"

Skeppy: "I said night"

Bad: "say good night"

Skeppy: "night!"

Bad: "say good night!"

Skeppy: "bad"

Bad: "what"

Skeppy: "you're being clingy"

Bad: "uh- I'm leaving then!"

Skeppy: *laugh* "night!"

Bad: "good night!"

Repeat 7x

Skeppy: "night!"

Bad: "good"

Skeppy: "night!"

Bad: "good"

Skeppy: "that doesn't count"

Bad: *laughs* "I win! You said it!"

Skeppy: "no I didn't say it!"

Bad: "you finished it! You finished it!"

Skeppy: *laugh*

Bad: "that's good enough, good night!"

Skeppy: *laughter*

Bad: "wee!"

*User disconnected from your channel*

Skeppy: "yeah, there he goes...good night bad. I should probably go to bed too"

*User joined your channel*

Bad: "HAHA I heard it!"

Skeppy: *laughing* "ohhh myyy gossshhh"

*User disconnected from your channel*

Skeppy: *still laughing*

*User joined your channel*

Vurb: "is the eleven toes thing true?"

Skeppy: "no!"

Vurb: "is it not!?"

Skeppy: "no"

Vurb: "I got on for nothing!?"

Skeppy: "yeah"

Vurb: "darn"

*User disconnected from your channel*

Skeppy: *laughing* "what is my lifeee"

*Dies in Minecraft*

Skeppy: *laughing* "and that just tops it off! Good night everybody!"





Acting as if they're on a date
Bad: hi my name's badboyhalo what's yours?

Skeppy: my name's zoch
Bad: no it's not, it's Zach
Skeppy: you're not allowed to correct me about my name on a first date!

Bad: yes I am!





Skeppy: *posts a tweet*

Bad: *gets loud notification*

Skeppy: "oooooh did you get a notification?"

Bad: "no"





Bad: "oh c'mon, silent treatment? Really? Skeppy c'mon, stop it!"

Skeppy in chat: "me want milkie"

Bad: "me want milkie? Seriously did u actually just say that?"

Skeppy in chat: "milkie milkie me want milkie."

Bad: "are we actually doing this?"

Skeppy in chat: "give me milkie then I will talky."

Bad: "alright follow me. I'll get you milk"

After time and a lot of fake crying
Bad: alright drink the milk"

Skeppy in chat: "no"

Bad: "no!?"

Skeppy in chat: "feed it to me"

Bad: "fine, here, drink"

A second later
Bad: "DRINK THE MILK"

Skeppy in chat: talk to me like you train your dogs"

Bad: "ok, hewo good skeppy :>"

Skeppy in chat: "*my dogs"

Bad: "oh, your dogs? DRINK THE MILK OR ILL BREAK YOUR LEGS"

skeppy: "OKAY IM SORRY IM SORRY"





Skeppy: why do you have to craft a bucket?

Bad: cuz I gotta pick him back up
Skeppy: why do you have to pick him up
Bad: because if I don't he'll drown
Skeppy: good night badboyhalo
Silence
Bad: *gasp* oohhh fish can't drown..




Wilbur: you know, I think I'm gonna turn pvp on too. Just so, you know, if there's something I'm not happy with, I can, I can sort it out....Wilbur: Karen. Don't call me Karen. Look, if the shop can't give me what I need, I will just burn it to the ground and kill the occupants. That doesn't make me a Karen. That makes me a physcopath, okay? Please get it right chat.