Once upon a time, there was a forest, rivers, white pigs, come to think about it, WHITE PIGS? well, they weren't always pink..... well, ill tell you the story about how they got PINK. once upon a time, there was a farmer. he had cows, chickens, white pigs, then he came to paint his house in pink, and the white pig tilted the ladder, and the ladder fell. and all the paint fell.....on the pig. and that pig, he said: OH NO IM ALL PINK. and all the other pigs went: HAHAHAH UR PINK NUB. and he got VERY mad... so the very next day the farmer bought more pink paint to paint his house and the pig said: guys! come over here! and they all came there and the pink pig tilted the ladder and then: SPLASH! all the pigs went pink! and all the pink pigs got very mad. so they said to the farmer: hey farmer, this pig tilted the ladder and the pink paint fell on us! so the farmer thought it was uneven.. so he went to all around the world and he painted all the pigs pink, and they were all mad at him. but than the pig said: HAH nothing to laugh about now! we are ALL pink! so all the other pigs said: well, you are right. THE END.