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"I'm a Hipster, I liked everything before it was popular, and hate it after it is."
<---- This is Disney's Ariel In hipster form!
(I added in a little bonus song you might like, it matches the theme of the blog) From my favorite game again....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhj86mDw_iM
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Welcome, Welcome, Welcome...
This is a fun blog, no serious topics this time, but it does indeed count as a Article Blog and it will be set up similar to my average blogs....
So let's get started, I'm gonna' tell you a bit about this blog as a summary.
This blog will be comedic, not professional, but still informative.
This blog is from personal experience and reference, and is based on a mixture of opinion and "fact" (This topic isn't possible to have true fact as it is based on a word from America's Urban Dictionary.)
Ok, so....
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Intro
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This blog will help you become a hipster, learn what a hipster is, or spot a hipster is real life.
So, hipsters.
If your the average person, you probably think the word "Hipster" is... terribly lame. It is, or, was.
Hipster was used years ago, for a similar, yet opposing reason. Hipster then, literally meant being cool and following everyone *else*.
See that? there's the difference. If you noticed the large quote above, it represents the Hipster's main way to think.
They. Are. TRENDSETTERS.
That's important!
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The Hipster Look
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SCARFS. HATS. SKINNY JEANS. JACKETS.
THIS.
This is the look of a true hipster.
It's important to look COOL. it's about wearing things that make you stand out among a crowd of T-shirts and jeans.
From feather braids to 20 necklaces. From panda hats to fox tail key chains.
Everything about a hipster is odd but in a strangely good way. They're out there, but they're still "in" get it?
If not, just wear a bunch of plaid....
Um, if not, that's no problem because trying to be like a hipster is what will make you NOT a hipster. see?
It's confusing, I know. But the point of a hipster is to be YOURSELF even if... being yourself is being similar to someone else. If you like it. YOU WEAR IT. End of discussion, right?
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The Hipster Walk
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Ah...... the hipster walk.
How a hipster talks walks and acts
Now it's true that most hipsters are into the same thing, such as, nutella.
(Nutella is dying for the hipsters now though, it's gotten too popular for their taste)
Hipsters, they are naturally *artistic*
They're personality is very.... artist like. if ya know what I mean.
They are dramatic, and usually philosophizers. (Thats why you may see mock hipster pictures making the thinking position or looking really bored and serious.)
and... (haha you ready?)
They're blog writers. That's right! BLOGS~!
Blog writing has been a signature hipster thing forever!
Tumblr is considered a Hipster website because of this.
but.....
They are definitely know for...
They're photography!
Uh... yup! Photography is a hipster tradition!
I love hipster ART!! <3
You can't be a hipster without it! It's the simplest form of hipster art and yet, the most popular.
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Hipsters in Minecraft / conclusion...
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Come on, you simply must know this one.
You know them... you love them.... it's....
Teen Skins! my skins!
Even hipster skins are coming to popularity!
So now I'm gonna go fill the world with more hipster skins. <3
twist ending. I'm a hipster.
twist twist ending....
your a hipster too.
See ya' later? Rawr.
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Lawv them so much~
Btw, hipsters are popular now.
So shouldnt they hate themselves?? O_o
I <3 art!
But im no hipster, we all have a bit of hipster i guess lmfao
For e.g., your friend was maybe jealous that you told her first and not the other way around.