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Glass: An Interview [For Flowing Quills Contest]

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Welcome to my first interview! Before I begin, I just want to apologize to all of my subscribers for not posting anything recently. Once football season is over, I should be producing blogs more regularly.

Me: Welcome, Glass. Thanks for taking time out of your busy life to participate in this interview.

Glass: At least I can finally get some recognition for the hard work that I do.

Me: What kind of hard work are you talking about?

Glass: Oh, I don't know, being the only cubic transparent block, and one of the most used building materials!

Me: I see. That kind of answers my first question... Moving on. What's your life like on a daily basis?

Glass: Well, first, I get used for measuring the build, and destroyed. Next, I'm a placeholder for redstone or a liquid. Finally, I become a window. I fill in the gaps. They see right through me, like I'm not even there.

Me: Sounds like a pretty tough life. Is there anything you enjoy?

Glass: Quite simply, I enjoy the fact that I'm not sand any more. I wasn't particularly fond of being blown up in cannons, compacted in to sandstone, or stepped on and ignored.

Me: You've definitely become more useful for building with your transformation. What are your favorite blocks to be used with in a build?

Glass: Definitely Stone Bricks and Wooden Planks. They never try and steal the show, like wool, and their simple colors complement my lack of colors well.

Me: Simplicity. I like it. What's your opinion on your cousin, the Glass Pane?

Glass: It's just not the same, you know? I feel like kids are choosing him over me more often these days for their modern houses and clean-lined skyscrapers, just because he's smaller and more efficient. Luckily, real builders still appreciate me to some extent, but their numbers are dwindling.

Me: I can tell that you have some resentment towards Steve and his builder friends... Looks like I'm out of questions. Do you have any last words for the viewers at home?

Glass: Yes, yes I do. I want you all to remember that I am no mere building material. I can be used to enhance anything and everything, and can be a clear foundation for whatever you desire to create. Thank you all for giving me this opportunity. Stay glassy, PlanetMinecraft!

Me: Glassic.

Thanks for reading! Diamond if you liked it, Favorite if you really liked it, and Subscribe if you want more!

My opponent's entry can be found here.


Credit-Rusty-, for setting up the contest.
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Lukerocks1233
03/13/2015 12:43 pm
Level 24 : Expert Archer
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ooh, stay glassy and, glassic. terrible puns
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BossJordan_g
11/26/2014 3:23 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Artist
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This is the greatest blog I have ever read on PMC. The glass puns were amazing, made my year.
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DouglasWarren
11/09/2014 5:48 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Mountaineer
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"Stay Glassy" Ba-dum crash
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eli1211
12/05/2013 8:45 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Dragonborn
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Chron Will you look at your PM's
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c165
11/01/2013 9:54 am
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Probably my favourite entry for the contest.
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Jaxtrm_
10/14/2013 5:58 pm
Level 24 : Expert Taco
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Beautifullydone. It's really a pane trying to find good interviews these days, but this is truly fanglasstic. I can't glass up such a great opportunity to have some quality interviews. You seem to open a window in people's lives. Thank you.
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Lukerocks1233
03/13/2015 12:43 pm
Level 24 : Expert Archer
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wow you're almost as bad as Chron himself with all the bad puns
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eli1211
10/13/2013 11:20 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Dragonborn
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Awesome! :)
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KiddShadow
10/08/2013 9:26 am
Level 21 : Expert Scribe
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Yup, mine kind off sucks compared to this one. Nice picture!
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i was like 11 PlsNoBully
10/03/2013 9:29 pm
Level 28 : Expert Wolf Whisperer
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I glove it. Wait. Crap I don't think I did that right....
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