ThatOneIdiotNamedGhoul Patience


Ayano, at Patience's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Ayano, leaning over Patience′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Patience: Yeah, no shit.






Patience: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Patience: Lmao, @Ayano.






Patience: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Ayano: You and me!

Patience: *tearing up* Ok.






Patience: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Ayano: Nat 20 Charmisma.

Patience: That is NOT how that works-






Patience: :)

Ayano: :)

Patience: Hey.

Ayano: Hey.

Patience: Hey, what?

Ayano: You said hey first...?

Patience: Okay.

Patience: 🥐 Fuck you.






Ayano: I hope nobody is evil

Patience: >:)

Ayano: Oh no.