Welcome! Thanks for deciding to read this. Some of this script is in Spanish and some of it is in English. So be cautious of what languages you might come across when reading this.




En Español:




Yo: Eso se ve genial. ¿Son ustedes normalmente así? ¿Chile? ¿Argentina?




Chile: ¡No! No solemos ser así, cariño. Vendajes en la nariz, no es cosa de nosotros los latinoamericanos.




Argentina: ¡Sí! No estamos usando goth o Emo.




No me gusta el emo, sino el estilo gótico. ¡Ya sabes!




Argentina: Por lo general, no tengo un piercing en la lengua, está bien, mi lengua, pero desafortunadamente sí. ¡Sabes!




Yo: ¡Sí! Entiendo que. Lo que significa que tengo múltiples piercings en la mayor parte de mi cuerpo, no me hace emo, pero a veces es gótico. A decir verdad, tenía el pelo rojo oscuro cuando estaba en la escuela secundaria y entraba a la universidad.




Chile: ¡Sí! Tengo múltiples perforaciones en algunas partes de mi cuerpo. Incluyendo mi lengua.




Yo: ¡Sí! Definitivamente entiendo tu punto Chile.




Argentina: Yo también.




En inglés:




Chile: Yea! I don’t usually wear piercings all over my body, but when I do, it not that too much that you’ll ever get the chance to see me wearing piercings.




Me: Yes! I definitely get it. I’m serious! (En serio).




Argentina: Yea! So do I (yo también).




Later/Posterior




Me: (Studying about Peru). Hmm! Did y’all know that Peru/Perú didn’t gain its independence until July 28 of 1821?




Peru: Yes! I did.




Chile: ¿Qué Chévere? (How cool)?




Me: It is “Chévere”




Peru: It’s Spanish for “Cool”. You understand.




Me: Yea! I get it. Now do y’all know why Peru has its independence until now?




Peru: Yes! That’s why I was holding up two Peruvian flags in both of my hands. Here is what I mean by “Peruvian Flag” *Literally this “🇵🇪“* I didn’t gain independence until July 28,1821. So, I’m currently 201 years old as of today (2022). Isn’t that crazy?




Me: Yes! Your practically older than me Peru. Haha!




Peru: Yes! I am. Your a smart girl.




Me: No! I’m practically not that smart, but when I do it’s not much Peru. “Mi favorito país humano” 🇵🇪.




Peru: That’s Spanish for “My favorite country human”. Awww! You shouldn’t have. That was so sweet of you to think I’m your favorite country human. Thanks cariño! I appreciate you so much (dearly).




Me: Well, I appreciate you too Peru. And I also appreciate you Chile and Argentina.




Chile: Thanks cariño! I appreciate you so much (dearly).




Argentina: Thanks cariño! I appreciate you too! And I love you!




Me: I love you too Argentina, Chile, and yes you Peru. In which it (Peru) gained independence on July 28 1821. (Reads the information about Peru). See? It says it right there. Right there. Peru’s independence July 28,1821 (201 years ago/hace 201 años). Just imagine being there during Peru’s independence and the people of Peru signing the Declaration of Independence of Peru. Not EEUU. Sorry it’s capitalized.




Peru: It’s alright cariño! Ever since I declared my independence on July 28th 1821 I’ve had always been very independent on my cultures, languages, foods (including ceviche) sports (including fútbol), the Andes mountains. Everything I have is very enjoyable. You understand!




Me: Yes! I understand that Peru. I got something for my one a only mejor amigo and his name starts with a “p”.




Paraguay: You not talking about me are you cariño.




Me: I could be. I’m not sure. I mentioned a Spanish country that has a letter “p” in their name.




Peru: You don’t mean me cariño.




Me: All I said was a country starting with the letter “p” that’s all guys.




Peru: (Talking to Paraguay). I think she’s talking to you man!




Paraguay: No! I don’t think she’s talking about me Peru, I think she’s talking about you.




Peru: Peru? Awe! (Notices the Peruvian flag in Caitlin’s hands). She’s definitely talking about me isn’t she.




Paraguay: Yea! She’s definitely in love with you Perú.




Peru: In love? What are you saying? Are you deaf?




Paraguay: No! I’m not deaf, I can hear just fine.




Peru: (Notices Caitlin). ¡Gracias mi vida!




Me: ¡De nada!




Peru: I wasn’t sure who you were talking about Caitlin.




Me: Yea! You know who I was talking about after I raised up the Peruvian flag in the air.




Peru: That flag is going outside in front of the house. Thanks again for the Peruvian flag mi vida.




Me: Your welcome Peru!




Peru: I hate to bother you, but while I have you around, would you like it if I took you to.. Hmm!




Me: Mind went blank?




Peru: Yea! Now I remember. The Andean mountains?




Me: Yes! I would love to go. You mean in Peru?




Peru: Yes! I’m not doing it in Bolivia or Argentina or even Chile, but in Peru.




Me: Yea! Thanks Peru! Me knew I could count on you. And I love you so much (dearly).




Peru: (Blushing). Thanks cariño! I love you too.




A week later




Me: Mmmmm! I’m so excited to be able to be going to the Andes.




Peru: Yeah about that.




Me: What do you mean?




Peru: There was an avalanche just north or south of the Andean mountains somewhere here in Peru. So I guess the trip is off.




Me: Aw! I was kinda wanting to visit the Andes.




Peru: I kinda was too. It’s kinda disappointing isn’t it cariño.




Me: Yes! What are we going to do since we can’t go visit the Andes?




Peru: Hmm! Since you already know what ceviche taste like how about I fix up some ceviche for the two of us?




Me: Yes! I would love that. I can see why your so friendly.




Peru: Since your my beloved guest in my household why don’t you just sit right here and I’ll go cook us up some ceviche.




Me: I can almost taste it in my mouth.




Peru: I can too.




Later




Me: (Realized that her water broke). Uh Perú?




Peru: Yes cariño? (Notices his girlfriend in abdominal pain). Awww! Are you okay baby?




Me: No! I’m not okay. (Crying from too much tummy pain). My tummy hurts so much Perú.




Peru: Would a kiss make you feel better?




Me: (Gulps). Yeah! I would love a kiss from my best friend.




A little while later




Peru: (Notices his girlfriend trying to relax). Just stay calm and rest. (Kissed his girlfriend on her cheek and she blushed). I’m sorry your hurting baby.




Me: It’s okay Peru.




Peru: Maybe it’s the baby in the belly that’s messing with your belly cariño.




Me: Probably.




Argentina: (Notices his mejor amigo in childbirth). Ohh! Did I come at a late time tonight?




Me: No! You didn’t Argentina. (Notices her best friend Chile). Chile.




En Español:




Chile: ¡Hola mis amigo! ¿Bebé en la barriga?




Me: ¡Si!




Argentina: ¡Lo siento que tu bebé te está molestando!




Me: ¡Esta bien Argentina! ¡Te Quiero!




Argentina: ¡Te Quiero mi vida!




Mas tarde después de la llegada del pequeño de Caitlin.




Me: Es tan lindo Perú, Argentina, y Chile.




Chile: Tu bebé niño es lindo Caitlin Cortez.




Me: ¡Gracias Chile! ¡Te aprecio mucho!




Peru: ¡De nada mi vida! Tu bebé niño es lindo Caitlin.




Me: ¡Gracias Perú! ¡Te quiero mucho Argentina, Chile, y Peru mi mejor amigo!




Perú: ¡Te quiero muchísimo cariño!




Me: ¡Te quiero muchísimo y esto significa que todos ustedes también Argentina y Chile!




Chile: ¡Te quiero muchísimo mis vida!




Argentina: ¡Awww! ¡Gracias mi vida!




Posterior!




Yo: ¡Hola Perú, Chile y Argentina!




Perú: ¡Hola cariño! ¿Cómo estás?




Yo: ¡Muy bien y gracias por preguntar!




Perú: ¡De nada mi amor!




México: ¡Hola chicos! ¡Hola Caitlin Cortez!




Yo: ¡Hola México! ¿Cómo estás?





México: ¡Ehh! ¡Jeje!




Me: ¡Jajaja! ¡Bob esponja!




México: ¿Bob esponja?




Yo: ¡Si!




México: ¡Oh! ¡Okey!




En Inglés:




Mexico: I brought you something cariño for you and for that newborn baby boy of yours.




Me: I wonder it could be.




Mexico: Its a little something from me to you and your little guy. Everything’s inside the box.




Me: Box? (Notices a brown box). Ohh! Box! (Opens it up and noticed a baby carrier). Awww Mexico! You shouldn’t have. I definitely needed one of these to carry my baby boy in that. He’ll love it. Sorta.




Mexico: I knew that you need something for your little guy. What did you decide to name your little guy cariño/Peru?




Peru: José. José Cortez. José Juan Cortez.




México: ¡Lindo!




Me: ¡Gracias México!




México: ¡De nada! Isn’t José Mexican?




Me: Yes! Well not necessarily that México, it could be Peruvian, it could be Chilean. You understand my point.




Mexico: Yes! I bought you some stuff for you.




Me: ¿Bob esponja? (SpongeBob)




Mexico: Yes! It’s two t-shirts I got at some place called hot topic.




Me: Yea! I’ve been in there before. They have some pretty cool stuff in their store.




Mexico: And the phone case is spray painted by someone I know in México de Ciudad (Mexico City).




Me: (Notices the phone case spray painted). ¡Fantástico!




Mexico: Thanks! I worked hard on all this.




Me: I know you did. Thanks again.




Mexico: Your welcome!




To be continued for the second half of ¡Gótico o Emo! <3

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Here’s a brief short of "¡Gótico o Emo!” | Part 2

Peru: What exactly is an Emo?


Me: It’s a type of person who likes to dress up in nothing but black. Black shoes, black jeans, black jackets, black everything including their hair.


Mexico: Hmm! I wonder.


Chile: What about Goths?

Me: I’m not sure what a Goth usually wears but I believe it’s sometimes red and green, but I’m not sure what they actually wear.


Argentina: I thought so.

To be continued!

That was my latest short on "¡Gótico o Emo! | Part 2.