Alastor: Melody and I don’t use pet names.

Angel: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Alastor: Honey?

Melody: Yes, dear?

Alastor:

Angel: Don't ever lie to my face again.






Melody: I would do anything for money. *later*

Melody, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!






Alastor: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Melody: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.






Melody: Angel is washing the dishes and I just heard them say "Who do you work for? Who's your contact???" While repeatedly pushing a glass underwater.

Melody: At least they're having fun???






Melody: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Angel: A horrible decision, really.






Melody: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Angel without them noticing?

Alastor: Hey, Angel, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Angel: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Melody: ...






Melody: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Angel: But are you shuffling?

Melody: Everyday.

Alastor: What language are you two speaking??






Melody: What’s your favorite color?

Angel: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Melody: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Angel: My favorite color is pink.