Steve was off looking for a mushroom island(so he can get high) and as he was traveling he stumbled upon this village Steve just happened to be carrying 13 emeralds(AWESOME COINCIDENCE). He saw that the blacksmith wanted 13 emeralds for a diamond sword(Because what else could he do with diamonds). He was so jolly that he wanted to see what else the villager had to offer. The blacksmith said he needed diamonds, and Steve had some diamonds on him(to get some SHRO0MZ). He asked what the offer was and the blacksmith said...................
5 diamonds for 1 emerald
So outraged with this Steve killed every last villager in sight and stole their infinite emerald supply. Steve is now a rich king, with his little minions(that don't do much) and you should run from him because he will enslave you(or kill you).

It has appeared that this is my most famous post so far. Don't trade with villagers people. Just don't.

If you ever thought this was good, give a diamond to Steve so he can calm down. 5 Diamonds= 1 emerald.
(Steve is yelling at me in the background....)