"GOOD GRAVY THAT'S MY FEMUR"
"Oi where did it go-"

"If their graceful acrobatics had anything to do with dancing, I'm a sea monkeys uncle"

"I like my ribs to be unbroken"

"I'm not your mom. And not your friend."

"Ahh, now it tastes more pigmented"

"Don't kill children, you won't be cool"

"Attacking privileges?" *giggle*

"I know you're proud of yourselves, but don't be"

"That's a big word. Like spaghetti."

"Does gasoline expire?"

"You knuckle-head mc-spaz-atron!!!"