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What the hell is this, America?

Published Jul 24th, 2022, 7/24/22 5:35 am
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ThatCatWanderingTheGalaxy's Avatar ThatCatWanderingTheGalaxy
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If you cant tell by the image…

mountain dew… poptarts…

seriously?


Mountain Dew is banned in every country except America. Why? If its banned everywhere else why should we Americans cherish it and give it something as dumb as a poptart flavor if its that bad? Stop it. Ban it. Let it die. What the frick. It has to stop. Destroy the bad habits! Who cares if people love it, who cares if it gets money, who cares if it tastes flawless who cares if its “the best” because its not good.

no, its not good.

fckn ban the drink. Protest. Shit.

why i born in this place

at least its not everywhere anymore

typical, USA, typical. Why do i strive to break stereotypes when they are all somewhat half true?
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ThatCatWanderingTheGalaxy
• 07/29/2022 3:54 pm
• Level 41 : Master Kitten
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DID YOU KNOW MOUNTAIN DEW IS LINKED TO INFERTILITY
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ThatCatWanderingTheGalaxy
• 07/29/2022 3:54 pm
• Level 41 : Master Kitten
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Well according to a lot of sources, its SUPPOSED to be banned
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PsioPsia001
• 07/29/2022 6:35 am
• Level 56 : Grandmaster Ranger
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"Mountain Dew is banned in every country except America."
I saw it today at the shop.
Are we secretly the 52nd state?
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ThatCatWanderingTheGalaxy
• 07/29/2022 4:21 pm
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Oh and also, you mean 51st, and its SUPPOSED to be banned everywhere. In fact, at one point, it was the name of some illegal moonshine in a mountain range on the east coast, and the soda is even based off the stuff. So yes, at one point it was technically banned, but only before it gained popularity.
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ThatCatWanderingTheGalaxy
• 07/29/2022 4:18 pm
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Well, the USA owns some places that are not considered states. Like some of the Virgin Islands and American Samoa. Actually i think half of the Virgin Islands might be british too. Perhaps, but i cant remember off the tip of my head, considering they are not well known at all, therefore they almost dont exist as far as the public and internet is concerned.
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HuLeJo
• 07/28/2022 5:48 pm
• Level 58 : Grandmaster Skinner
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we have mountain dew in canada, but not whatever this is.
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ivory
• 07/27/2022 6:51 pm
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if this was real, i would move to germany rn
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6138
• 07/27/2022 4:57 pm
• Level 47 : Master Sweetheart
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thank god this is a mockup image, i cant find it anywhere
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ThatCatWanderingTheGalaxy
• 07/26/2022 3:13 pm
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I swear to god i hope these flavors are fakes

but still
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annoyingdood
• 07/24/2022 12:58 pm
• Level 24 : Expert Geek
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Mountain Dew is disgusting. I’d rather have sprite or even water.

Also wut u doin at 2 in the freaking morning
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